We don’t have the draft anyway, which is nice

As well they should. Forced, paternalistic “protection” from equality is still inequality

No, he’s literally not a Democrat. He’s registered and elected as “No Party Preference”.

Hillary also slew in Ohio, so...

HE’S NOT A DEMOCRAT

I appreciate your impassioned defense of KG, which I agree with but I’m so tired rn I would probably have just managed a “I like red hair” in defense of her. You are my voice

It’s a cottage industry *shrug*

“It like taking a sip of chilled sauvignon blanc while stepping“ [sic]

I’m incredibly non-violent but if someone reached through my car window and touched my chest I would probably at least give a moderate indian burn.

So much loss for poor Ella. Maybe she should have been named Billie.

Would rather him not be president, tbh

And what’s up with Alaska, Nebraska, and Montana? No millennials?

It’s a real problem when the only way your party seems to be able to win is by cheating.

It’s okay. You’re going through a hard time. I’m amazed that today alone didn’t drive me to permanent misanthropy.

Just more proof that even though no one will admit it, EVERYONE COPIES BRITNEY SPEARS

How is this a bad thing? In death he has reached a whole new audience. Not everyone was alive in 1984.

Kate McKinnon’s eulogy for Cohen and Hillary Clinton on SNL probably didn’t hurt either.

I really loved Faerie Tale Theatre. My siblings and I grew up on those videos.

He bats for my team, apolz (not that it does me much good)

I’ve tried it several times over the years, and I haven’t made it past the “throwing up over hotel balconies” scene. Still don’t know how it ends.