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My wonderful father sent this email to my siblings and me. And we’re in our 25-32s!

That pic is so Photoshopped! No way does that body go with Mark Paul Gosselaar.

Ah yes, the great Southern state of Michigan

This frightens me far more than terrorism. It’s just so easy.

Same. But I support what needs to be done to keep things safe around here! I’ll be here when it’s over.

Uh, Ryan Phillippe is already FOINE

Cancer sucks.

That’s bigger than Palm Springs, by about 10k! In terms of California cities by population, Hanford is #161 out of 482, nestled in there between Brentwood and Yucaipa.

I used to rail against M.I.A. and especially “Paper Planes” because “she can’t even sing!” (and, as a secondhand consumer of my dad’s music, same went for Bob Dylan). I later spent six years writing in depth intellectual criticism of the kind of pop that gets slandered as not “real music” and the “not real musicians”

Please do this before he dies

Oh DAMN I forgot that they were together until I read this comment - I was like “okay, I guess it’s shade, but like, why would he care about Brad Pitt?” and now I’m like “SHAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAADE”

It probably won’t, but your diehard Stein support might

“Eh, we survived eight years of George W...”

I love how she even says that she feels confident enough to make this bullshit endorsement because Hillary has done the hard work of getting to the end with a strong lead and that means we’re gonna be okay. If Hillary were to just take her ball and go home right now, the Susan Sarandons of the world would have a shit

In the end, his bark was worse than his bite.

Okay do I misunderstand or do they both have just as much right to write about her as you or I do? I don’t feel like her right to control that goes beyond her death. Legally speaking, I mean

The State Championship for Academic Decathlon was held in Modesto when I was a senior in HS. It was...interesting. (Great high school tho...I think it was a new private school? This was 2002)

Fight on :)

Salton Sea?