And he sabotaged Xtina's lead single just to help Normani go Top 10! #sisters

“...just a dress...”

Am I misremembering or isn’t Max Irons kind of a shit? His dad sure is. Sadly.

Such an underrated movie with so many amazing effects shots

Boaty McBoatface

Sorry, I’m in the greys so figured someone would notice it sooner doing it this way. Carry on!!

“Cajoled by aids”

Jesus, MTV is so far removed from music nowadays it can’t even remember how to run its sham “awards” show properly!

God I’m so sorry for the tidal wave of white tears that’s about to hit.

If it makes her feel any better, I totally forgot she had one until just now.

My dad used to say this to me all the time, after he caught me at a gift store reading a joke picture book all about boobs. I was probably seven.

Thanks for litigating this. That one sentence bothered me but I worried it would be overlooked in favor of nipples and how unrelentingly cool and necessary Fiona Apple is at just the right moments.

You’re not helping your cause.

Rita Ora

It sounds to me like this was ultimately a good thing, and SZA seems to understand that. Many of us know the paralysis that can come from the pressure of high expectations (from oneself as well as others) without the pressure of a deadline.

She was the best thing about the Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Shia LeBeouf movie (even if that isn’t saying much)

Or I suppose it could be a penis. A soft one, of course, because it’s HBO.

“Do You Know Who I Am?: The Rita Ora Story”

I think Judge Brown would rule it to be a burn rather than shade, but I thank you!