I think it is swell how the folks who support these deportations are also the ones who tell me all of our country’s problems are because of the degradation of the “family” unit. Neat.

Lol mom, you're so helpful

IUD’s are the shit esp for people who can’t handle the Fake hormones.

Yep Green and Blacks is better for half the price.

The great lie is that we do not expect the government to fuck us over... where as in capitalism we can always expect corporations to fuck us over.

I feel like a monster but I LOST IT laughing after the flush when she let out a blood-curdling scream.

“but to know that even she gets shit about her body is kind of awesome”

Growing up as a little gay dude in the middle of nowhere, I devoured her books. Opened me up to worlds I didn’t know existed, then longed to be part of. Thanks for all glamour Jackie!

MARK MARK MARK tell them what you said instead of “I do”

The Onion absolutely crushed it with this 9-11 spoof.

One of my cousins had a daughter with a cockney bastard.

Upside: A cute as a button 4 yr old daughter who greets everyone she meets with “Oiright Darlin?”. Every time man

Her husband.

no wait. My husband. My underwear flew off when I saw this.

Yoko sounds like she’s on the side that thinks the moon is a vanilla rapist

We’re coming home along the Thruway and decide to stop at McD’s. There’s a woman and smallish kid in front of us getting huffy and I can tell this won’t end well. And in due time she starts yelling at the cashier, “Why is everything more expensive here? This is ridiculous! You’re ripping people off!” and so on, as the…

WITNESS ME!!! *looks down at phone as she crosses the street*

Um hellloooooo it’s look left, look right, look left again... aren’t children indoctrinated with this anymore?

How to start your day like Mocena:

I think if you’re not a morning person, no amount of internet articles are going to help you. I am a morning person, and I hate to be rushed for anything, so I tend to wake up 2-3 hours before I have to leave for the day. This gives me time to work out, take my dogs on a walk, clean a little, watch the news, have a…