I won’t even travel across a king size bed for sex. You roll to me. 

“...the closest Starbucks to the Winterfell set is a 27 minute drive.”

Dont click the link if you haven't watched yet.

It airs 6 pm Pacific, so the same time!

Is clicking on spoilery discussion boards required by law on the West Coast?

This was a stupid post. 

I guess two wrongs don’t make a Reich.

Sometimes babies need to go places, too. You sound like my roommate when she says children don’t belong on the subway.

Spoiler alert : Chobani is the killer. Everyone has to admit that Hamilton was right this whole time.

With all due respect, this is a bold claim when Carly Rae Jepsen’s brilliant album E•MO•TION exists. But yeah Taylor is very good too.

Actual footage of Bobby at Jez today.

I know it’s not an “emergency” becuase you’re still in the fucking theater. You’re phone is a giant blinding light flickering.. it’s not about staring at your selfish ass. I didn’t pay good money to watch people yank out their phones every minute and a half

In a dark theater, that tiny little bright-ass screen is really noticeable, and it takes me out of the moment. If you need to text, stay home and watch movies (or go all the way to the top row where no one is sitting behind you and will see that screen while you’re texting).

Sorry, but it’s hard to focus on the big screen in front of you when there is a small, brighter, glowing screen much closer. Unless it’s an emergency, it can wait. And if it is an emergency, well then leave the theater.

“This is the dream! This is the dream! Guys like me work their whole lives to be in something successful that people like!” - a quote from Gosling’s character, and also my feelings about being included in this post.

That’s fine, I don’t care. It was my experience and I’m not telling anyone to win votes. But many religions and cultures, including mine, happen to believe in reincarnation so maybe don’t use the term ‘bullshit’?

Every time I see Shandi I think of her boyfriend screeching “You had SEX?????”

Thanks for this. I edited my Koresh joke out.

Talk about Koreshing my hopes and dreams, amirite?

Oh, I loved the charger sketch. It was standout for me precisely BECAUSE it was in ASL. I work with people with disabilities and like any other minority group, they want to see themselves on tv as they really are. Representation is important. When was the last time you saw a Deaf person on tv being shown as employed,…