LILY

Um, yeah. This is......sloppy. Are these stories fact checked at all?

Danke, doll

Reminds me of all my babysitters.

Shut up Taiwan. We did it first. ON WHEELS.

That sleeve/wrist detail.....I'm going to copy that

Barbara feels bad about her neck.

I met her. She’s a fucking battle axe.

I’m a Housewives producer’s dream. First they edit nice, then they edit nasty. I fall for every bit of it.

I would imagine it takes all twelve steps.

How can there not be a picture of Luanne doing the Tipsy Flail (with her Virginia Slim held gracefully aloft I’m thinking.)

HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK KNEE SLAP HYUCK

Dude is a people-pleaser. He’s too scared to dump them and unleash the crazy, but it’s coming. Oh yes.

Can’t stand Rinna. She is turning into Tamra, a shit-stirring halfwit. I will be among the first to say “stupid bitch.” The conversation about how her glamorous life is so hard what with all the fancy traveling with the lady who has to wax her butthole for a living....gag.

Well, she went balls-out redhead. The fuchsia lip.

I used this to make my Christmas card this year!

I'm really worried about the giant chess pieces.

The Mall St Matthews is the mall of my youth!

LET’S GET IT POPPIN’, DADDY