Not a font, it was a wig-making generator from the V&A

Now I want challah. Thanks, Lobster Crotch

Marjoe Gortner! I had forgotten about him and his big blond ‘fro.

‘Scuse me, but my hat beat the shit out of Johnny’s hat this year

The “i would never let a nanny raise my children” people make me crazy when it means they inflict their children on others at inappropriate events. You are not a better mom than me, Kim, but you are insensitive and self-absorbed on this subject.

I own this. All Cyndi afficionados need to download now.

I LOVED the Kim stuff this season and I will miss her.

Oh Lala. I wish I could quit you.

That’s about when she lost me.

I used to be best friends with a person who mentioned her super-high IQ frequently. She also often observed out loud “I am ALWAYS RIGHT.” Like even she was amazed by how much smarter she was than everyone in the known universe. At first this amused me, I assumed she was being funny, but it is impossible to sustain a…

I feel for his mom.

Don’t be mean to Lala dahling.

That is hilarious. If I saw them at a flea market I would buy them in a second.

What you said. Also crumpets are delicious.

I am a person who had never had a permanent falling out with a friend until a year ago, when during the most devastating time of my life my “best friend” unloaded on me, told me all my negative fears about myself were true, and then told me she was the only friend I had willing to tell me the truth and that all our…

The Aviva is strong with this one

Oh Texas, ain’t nobody studying you. Every day, we get up and thank God for Florida.

Oh come on. I’ve smoked my tastebuds practically to death and I can taste bay. It’s vital to a crab boil. Also my red beans recipe calls for it and I can tell when it’s not there.