I don't care what they call it as long as we're done with that monstrous orchid purple from last year.

sorry, meant to reply to you...sent to Vauxhallmarie instead

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this cast is truly Trumptastic.

this is actually Kate Hudson doing an impression of Matthew McConaughey doing an impression of my brother-in-law.

I am learning a lot from Shade Court.

this does not surprise me at all. I think she's kinda great.

Fist bump. I'm a BBC costume drama nerd, I actually own DVDs of most of them, and Downton Abbey bores me to tears. And I've actually had lunch at Highclere Castle, and the owners are good friends of friends in the horse bidness, and I've literally sat on those red velvet couches, plus I love Elizabeth McGovern, and…

there was a bidding war, and I got distracted so no details, but yeah. They had the product, and they had their shit totally together. There was actually a shark huddle, where the ladies were asked to withdraw so the sharks could chew it out, then they went to commercial and I don't know what happened. But it was…

did you see Shark Tank last night? Two ladies have invented a bedbug glue trap, and it works and is legit, and I can't wait to buy a case of them.

what? That's not true. That happened?

My new boyfriend gave me a black Tshirt for Christmas, because it was the only thing he knew I wouldn't take back.

Marry me

I want to say that I'm LOVING Freakshow, but suspended disbelief is important to enjoy these shows, and two things have been problematic for me already. One is the scene where Dandy's mom mistakes the evil clown for a good time. Can she not SMELL him at least?

I am living for the Dandy vs Miss Patti throwdown

just bought this. 5$!

Right. She was NOT TWERKING.

thank you! I'm from the South, where we are taught to do this in the cradle. And the "Miley's twerking" thing was so annoying. No she was not.

it's the yellow teeth. The ones they use to bite your face off.

oh how I love my hillbilly derelict relatives.