thank you. Another classic.

Thank you for bringing "boy howdy" back into my vocabulary. I have missed it almost as much as "spazz".

my bong looks just like that. Form follows function.

I think that's right

I think it was Augustus Goop. "Augustus Goop, Augustus Goop, you great big silly nincompoop!"

I found a really good one on Thursday that I'm still thinking about.

Welcome! There are many fellow crones here.

you mean these things can be SEEN?

my oldest kid is a middle-school social studies teacher. Yes, he is a saint.

my kid is an electronic music composer. Nothing makes me feel older than electronic music. I do remember liking MDMA, though.

um, really? in Covington? That's my home state and it seems..... kinda fancy? I'd believe meth or some other nasty crank. No offense, Covington.

what, you hungry? I'll make you some grilled cheese sandwiches and sit here in my robe while you and your friend pretend you're not drunk.

I'm a crabby old mom. Nothing I like better than a curfew.

I have two boys in their twenties. Guess what? They're nice to everybody but me. I'm told this is normal. I need to know more about this hypnoparenting thing.

Ask a Crone. I volunteer. This is a good idea because crones rarely do ANYTHING important without consulting their sister crones, so you get input from the whole abbey. (Which is great by the way, it's cheap, the food is great, hot and cold running servants and you spend most of the day gossiping, gardening and doing…

How I miss my pretty, pretty star.

I'm 55. I was going to suggest Ask a Crone.

I will never forget one bride on that show who had a missing tooth and was trying on a $9,000.00 dress.

just let 'er rip. It looks absorbent.

I just saw it in person! It's amazing to see all the beautiful embroidery and the shoes and bits up close, and the lace! But as a whole, it's awful, and bigger than a car. The flower girl dresses are total perfection, though.