god I'm so relieved. I was thinking tampons too.

I did. I told myself that surely some day it would be my turn, but the day never came. I finally found out he was having an affair and that was my excuse to leave. I'm starting my dream career now at age 54 and it's scary and exciting but at least I won't have to deal with the stress of having a partner who resents my…

Yup, you're right, no one can ruin your life unless you let them.

Actually that debt should read four hundred thousand.

That's exactly what happened to me.

HAHAHAHOOHEEHEEHEEE (wipes eyes)

No love for the Dixie Chicks?

I'M THE MARY, YOU'RE THE RHODA!

There was lots of chatter about that weird bony finger when that episode aired.

Wait, whoops! I was in the black for a while but now gray again. Did I do something bad? Damn I miss my damn star still.

Yes, thank you! I have been waiting for this. I watched the Miley thing, and what I saw was her bending over and rubbing her butt on Beetledouche's crotch, but I didn't see actual twerking. I was hoping there would be some response from the Big Easy clarifying this.

Two words. Yeast infection.

Geaux Saints!

Regarding social pressure- only assholes are assholes about it. Most people won't even notice as long as you have a glass of something in your hand. Water with a lime looks just like a cocktail.

Muriel's Wedding! Oh, and Dick!

Yes, it WILL get worse. No, it will not get better, unless he completely quits drinking. Forever. For that he will have to hit a personal bottom, and sometimes that bottom is very, very deep. You probably don't want to be around for that.

ESCAPE FROM POLYGAMY! It's on Lifetime right now!

I am old and things are getting kinda...sparse. I say bring back the merkin.

There was also a cute exchange where they talked about O's bountiful "breasteses."

When I lived in Tennessee, if some gross guy asked me to dance I would say "sorry, I'm Baptist." This only works in the South.