That’s how he earned the nickname Honest Babe.

Is there anyone connected to Trump that isn’t a total fucking hack?

You take that back. They did the best damn Gob of any show from the mid-2000s.

This weekend, I fell down the rabbit hole of the Love Never Dies Wikipedia page. Boy, that musical makes absolutely no sense. Critics abhorred it and nicknamed it Paint Never Dries, which really tickles me.

yet there was no concern that it would cause real virgins?

“Now write that a hundred times... If it’s not done by sunrise, I’ll cut your balls off.”

When I was in college, I did as stint at a grocery store in a part of London popular with superannuated European nobility. I’d regularly get customers with haughty attitudes, impenatrable accents, and checkbooks bearing names like “The Countess of Warsaw” and “The Prince of Carpathia.” They were usually buying…

This is some weird-ass shit.

Who hurt you?

NYC Will Remove Statue of Doctor Who

Carnac: “White corn, vegetable oil, and salt.”
Envelope: What does Meghan Markle call William, Charles, and the Queen?

She probably didn’t get paid much up front, but the royalty is pretty impressive.

He looks like Oscar the Grouch’s angry Hobbit cousin.

Baby don’t hurt me.

Demanding booze on-hand at all times

I needed this. Now. If anyone needs me I’ll be shouting my demands for scotch and a cardigan from the restroom.

Much of the first season was spent me crying about how I don’t think I could ever find someone who loves and supports me so much that would stand by my side while I became a flesh eating zombie.

I remember one time when I was fifteen, I got bored and pulled out my old box if Barbie dolls and had a grand old time.

Ice Cold Take: Cats is so fucking awful. It’s the only play I’ve ever paid money to see that I’ve walked out of. I enjoy musicals and am generally easy to please, but there is no actor who could make it watchable for me.