Yo, Charity, I’m really happy for you, I’ma let you finish, but Girl Guide Classic Chocolate cookies are one of the best cookies of all time! One of the best cookies of all time!

I think it’s even worse than that. I remember seeing someone write (can’t remember whether it was this site or not) that the reason it was easy to root against the original Heathers was because they embodied the people at the top of society (excluding cis-het white men). By having a plus sized girl, a black girl and a…

The secret is to replace butter with “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Phenazapam”.

After watching the first Frozen my son told me he wished I’d die like Elsa’s parents, so he and his brother could have an ice rink in the front yard.

Stan Lee has pneumonia. :( [TMZ]

Weird. We should be happy with all of the winning we keep hearing about.

You should be pravda that joke.

I flipped the script one time and ask them the same questions they asked me (including, “where is your family really from”). He eventually said that his family was Ireland. So I told him to go back to Ireland so that he could be surrounded by a sea of shiny white faces.

When you run into your 8th grade algebra crush at the bank.

lol HOW IS THIS NEWS TO ANYONE Tarantino has been a creep his entire career. When I was looking at colleges in NYC, my mom and I were eating near NYU and all of a sudden she said, “Look at that crazy homeless person” and pointed at this guy waving his arms and screaming and ranting in the street and I was like mom…

Am I the only one who read the headline and thought that Tarantino once bit Fergie, Duchess of York?

The Shape of Water is del Toro - who as far as I’m aware is a sweetie - not Tarantino.

Oh hey a Not All Men.

I think it’s red.

We all have an Uncle Gary. Ours lives in the White House.

It wouldn’t have been a problem if she’d been part of the highly respected and well-known monogrammed thermos industry instead.

Yeah, just showing up in bed one night? My ghost husband scratched at my window and moaned while the wind whipped through the moors like a GENTLEMAN.

I’m trying to marry the ghost of the old Taylor because she’s dead.

turned the ~SEXY~ knob up to 11 and then broke it off