That “graduation march” sounds ill-advised, insensitive, and out of touch – but that was a way-weird aside about Dr. Seuss. Is Dr. Seuss cancel-worthy? Really? Is this just for his WWII propaganda drawings, or is there something I’m not aware of?

“Never date a man who wears a pinky ring.” Oddly specific advice that has never failed me. The only time I ignored it, I regretted it!

I don’t care how irrelevant Beatrice and Eugenie are; I am now irrationally fond of them due to a comedy television program that mocks them:

“It is not our abilities that determine who we are, but our choices.”

I mean, TECHNICALLY that is true but I do speak Quebecois French and people from actual France never have a damn clue what I’m saying. A lot of words and expressions are completely different.

I don’t know what I was expecting when I clicked on the headline but THIS WAS NOT IT.

Seconded.

Bah. Guns for deer? That’s for people who don’t know how to use a bow and arrow properly. *apologetic Canadian grumble*

Being Canadian makes it all the more baffling to watch the US fight for gun control go nowhere. Unless you’re hunting bears or something, what does anyone need a gun for??

You’re not wrong! Chapman might have known. I guess I just don’t like assuming she must have, absent evidence otherwise. Let she who has never believed a lying POS cast the first stone – it’s not me.

Ok, has anyone here seen Broadchurch? You should, it’s great.

I’ve seen so many Robin Hood movies and honestly, none have ever been nearly as enjoyable as the Disney version with the cartoon animals.

Can I just say, from the bottom of my heart, what the fuck.

Lindsay Ellis said “Phantom is the perfect musical in the same way Independence Day is the perfect movie.”

She IS! I was so delighted to see her in Repo! The Genetic Opera, among other things.

Oh interesting! I always assumed that line was referring to his face, i.e. he is too ugly for anyone to want to bone him, boohoo, feel sorry for me Christine.

Let’s not forget the monstrosity that was Love Never Dies, AKA “A very long play about how we had sex that one time that completely shits all over whatever made Phantom good in the first place.”

Of course you can be annoyed! You should be annoyed. She is being annoying. But she’s also trying to win an imaginary argument, which you can stop by refusing to play. Next time she brings it up (or honestly, any other intrusive topic, because she seems like the type) tell her “I’d prefer not to discuss my healthcare…

The Anne musical is a TREASURE and my CHILDHOOD and how very dare you say this true thing.

This seems like a good time to recommend that everyone watch The Windsors on Netflix. It’s kind of Arrested Development via the royal family.