BUT TORCHWOOD WALES

Yeah, but Torchwood is in England so he’s not wrong pointing out England is better equipped to research this. I mean HOW many times has a time traveling British alien saved the planet? WAKE UP SHEEPLE

I love The Rock and I needed to hear something positive today. Congrats to them and their cute as hell little girl.

That is one of the most beautiful children I’ve ever seen.

I’ve never felt more in common with a Jezebel writer. I, too, am a meatloaf.

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is adding another member to his brood, posting on Instagram that he and his partner Lauren Hashian are expecting a baby girl.

*Zuul

Beats bees.

Technically it’s a Woman Dollar, so it’s only worth $0.80 in man money.

They owe her an anthroapology.

Coco was in the works beforehand, and the NPR show LatinoUSA did a great episode on the making of Coco and how it turned out so well—hiring good consultants and listening to them was big. Apparently Book of Life and Coco directors support each other and there’s no drama, which is good because I found Book of Life…

I’m rooting for these crazy kids to work it out and find an amicable resolution - like him giving her all his money after a judge slaps him with a restraining order and sentences him to chemical castration.

I JUST CAME HERE TO TALK ABOUT HARRY AND MEGHAN BUT NO ONE IS UP. GET UP. DON’T YOU HAVE SPECIAL ALARMS FOR THIS SORT OF THING???

I agree with the other commenters. I think Law is likely to be the previous initeration of Captain Marvel rather than the Love Interest character. Unless I’m missing someone, Marvel’s been fairly good about making the love interest characters age-appropriate for the lead and so I trust them to continue with that…

Guys.

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus but he’s all booked up. Try the Easter Bunny.

if by “we” you mean, you & the turd in your pocket, then “we” all agree.

I’m sorry, did you say something?

Finally, a story about a man reaching for melons that we can all be happy about.