As a woman who loves mascara, I can say that this mascara can be better than some sex. Some sex is so-so, and this mascara is much better than that, but is just ok when being compared to amazing sex. So, I don’t think we can say that this mascara’s name is a total lie. It just depends on the sex you are having.

I will not condemn a man on rumor alone.

I rolled my eyes so hard at that part they popped out of my head and had their own motorcade across the floor.

So. No stray ears then?

Big deal. They found a live bug in a Kafka book.

Your answer is the problem. “Leave people alone”. That’s impossible with how our society expects us to approach women.

As a guy, I just want to say that this is tough. I want to be clear that the guys who did this stuff was wrong, but men are left in a Catch-22. I’m sure I will be eviscerated, but here goes the reasoning.

His hands overall aren’t even that small; my hands are on the large side of average, and according to that one printable tracing of his Walk of Fame handprint, his palms are the same size as mine. Instead, true to Graydon Carter’s famous description, it’s his fingers that are short, almost disturbingly so. Each one…

I was born during Pat Nixon’s reign— but was too young to be aware of her, thank glob.

The boots look the same to me, but I can’t believe that Kendall tried to steal Rihanna’s look.

I knew a lady who used to get ladybug infestations every spring - one time I counted more than 3o on a single 3x5 pane of her window. ANY insect in sufficient quantity is gross and creepy - the only difference is in the numbers.

True, there’s a significant difference between Allen & Weinstein. But since Allen also married Mia Farrow’s adopted daughter and continually makes movies pairing a young actress with a much older actor (even moreso than is the norm in Hollywood), typically playing that role himself in his earlier films, it’s hard not…

Famously the son of Woody Allen and Mia Farrow

He’s 29 now, but yes, he is Doogie Howser. He graduated from Bard College at the age of 15 then started at Yale law school at 16. He’s member of the New York Bar. He had already done a stint at the State Department before he started a career in journalism. His resume is pretty insane.

He looks like Sinatra.

“30-model brawl” is the kind of writing I want to read

Just be thankful it wasn’t a gasoline fight. Those things can get out of hand so quickly.

I need to see video. For, you know, research purposes.

Well, I guess her Weeknd’s free...

Calling “Crooked Hillary and the Dems” as a band name now.