Oh my god, does this mean my 2 years of unemployment are because I am too hot for ALL of the jobs?!

I named myself after the actual Ministry of Natural Resources Bear Training I received in the early aughts. When you see a black bear, you make yourself look big and say, loudly: “Whoa bear!” And if the bear doesn’t run away, you yell “I’M A HUMAN YOU’RE A BEAR! WHOA BEAR!”

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

Corker & Flake sounds like a British detective series that takes place somewhere in the country side near the Scottish border and involves two aging balding white men with pot bellies and sad Basset Hound eyes.

That’s cause you’re lazy and boring and didn’t click on the link of the report this article is reporting on. But yeah let’s focus on that instead of a powerful man assaulting a woman. PRIORITIES.

He killed Macbeth and took his money.

The dog went oui oui.

With every turn of this story

Why aren’t white people tired of seeing the next generation make a permanent record of their shitty behavior? Where are the white community leaders to set a positive example for their children?

He should have died in the finale instead of Anya. He didn’t even GAF about her sacrifice.

1) let’s revisit season 6. The worst monsters are the every day men in our lives.

Only if it’s a remake of “November Rain” wherein Taylor is Axl, and Karlie Kloss in the Stephanie Seymour role.

Kit Harrington went to a Halloween party (in early October?!) dressed as his GoT character.

Don’t go blaming the mother, now. Did they not have a father?

Meh. Bjorklandia sounds more romantic.

My freshman year of college, I attended a small women-only liberal arts college in Virginia (it’s gone co-ed in the last few years, but at this point it wasn’t). I’m from California and was a little worried about being alone on my own so far from home, so I requested a room in the dorms’ No Man Hallway. The other…

Not scary, but still…

This is my new favorite story.

MOTHER OF FUCKING SHIT. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. BYE.

Ok, first time commenting, so I’m sure I’ll be buried in the grays.... but, here goes.