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Who are these people?

I’m still waiting on my apology from Ben Affleck for taking the role of Batman.

Get me out of here, send help

I know it’s not a popular sentiment, but maybe TS is not a total fake, shifty, friend using, boyfriend exploiting, Kanye bully? Just a thought.

Chris Colfer became a best selling YA fiction author.

Darn-tootin’ you were!

I think he sprained a scarf.

Ladies and Gents:

Here’s the correct list:

When I was young and watching my order was:

INT. FUNERAL HOME - DAY

That’s because Keanu Reeves is an immortal and doesn’t want a paper trail complicating his lifestyle.

aka the person I’m always stuck in line behind.

Awww, I think I it’s sorta cute.

Rodents of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.

I hate myself for laughing at this image.

If I’d just been shot in the face by a clown, and the clown had one of those tiny bowler hats and then honked one of those little bike horns at me, I’ll admit I might snicker before I went to the light.

Man, you probably bitch at the weather report for giving you spoilers. Grow up.

I find Janet so forking adorable. Such a great cast!