Nah, just hold on for a bit. Someone will top it, shortly.

My very first thought also. Like a full half...

I legit guffawed at the use of the word “full” vis-a-vis his photograph.

His definition of “full head of hair” is pretty loose.

To this day my notification sound is DUN DUN.

United Airlines spokesman Henry “Indiana” Jones, Jr. stated that forcible removal is standard protocol when an involuntary volunteer refuses to comply with a volunteering order.

They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.”

He doesn’t deserve capitals. When he acts like a big boy, he’ll get big boy letters.

That’s a rule? I can live without alcohol. I can live without sex. I cannot live without the right to talk shit about that bitch Megan from work.

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a person in possession of good receipts is delivering a read, not shade.”

in the last few years the USWNT actually created MORE revenue than the men’s team for USSoccer. by your logic the women should be paid more than the men. Try again

I’m feuding with Susan Sarandon and Julia Roberts right now as I type this. And while they are not really 100% totally aware of our feuds, our feuds are epic.

You sound stupid.

Run. fast.

i guess the charges were rebeouffed.

More like the Fart of the Repeal, ammirite?

I’m a dope smoking middle aged homo so the threat I pose is limited.

He looks like the villain in a CW western.

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.