Posting this because you liked Wuthering Heights and because I can.

This is getting ridiculous! If we can’t sexually assault women when they are conscious and we can’t do it when they are unconscious, can someone please tell me when, exactly, we’re supposed to do it?!?

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

Dear god we are just so very embarrassing.

You try to light a fire under your friends boring ass wedding and what thanks do you get??

. . . followed up by stories about liberals faking hate crimes.

New York Daily News cheerily describing him as “feisty.”

She’d been making fun of being a socialite since her time at finishing school in Switzerland. She was very good at it. (Someone has to be.)

I know, I thought was a bit icky too. I have never once thought of her as a socialite. I feel like that is just a dismissive term to use on any woman to be honest.

One of the other sites was comparing her to Kimmy K. NOPE.

Kill him and throw his body in the river. Problem solved.

All I have to offer is Pratchett/Gaiman’s Good Omens. It’s a funny story about the end of the world. Multiple storylines and characters to keep you engrossed, and a fair amount of theology as well.

Doesn’t that say more about the police than it does about the barbers, though? Its not that barbers need less training, police just need more. I sure as hell want the person cutting my hair to have spent 1500 hours learning to not make me look any worse than I already do.

Cho has made herself one of the main voices of this debate and was publicly criticizing the movie and Swinton. If someone does that, they can’t then claim that if someone wants to talk about it with them that they are being turned to as the only Asian in the room. She has set herself up as an expert on this issue for…

I’m imagining some hot rocker babe just going up to teeny tiny Scott Baio and picking him up under the armpits like a baby to talk loud shit into his face.

The worst thing about 2016 is that your fruitloop great-uncle who built an underground bunker for $30,000 and has 900 days of dried food stashed away WAS FUCKING RIGHT.

I have to do something amazing in the next four years so that I can loudly and publicly refuse to meet Trump.

The only reason I’d ever want to meet him would be to try to get in a knee to his junk before the secret service tackled me.