In defense of FORMER* PM Harper, I’m sure this man wasn’t his friend or anything like that only because I’m sure that FORMER* PM Harper doesn’t have any friends.

I’m not referring to porn. I’m referring to the disparate way in which we treat child female victims of sexual crimes versus adult (or post-puberty) female victims of sexual crimes. I have no issue with a lady who is 18+ and makes an informed choice to appear in porn. I’m concerned about the way the justice system…

Well thank goodness it was your wallet, otherwise that’d be embarrassing to have to show a security guard.

Id love to but that section was several thousand words long lol. To try to sum things up the 90s princesses like Ariel and Belle did have their issues but there was a major effort by Disney to make them relatable women who clearly did not conform to societies ideals for women and took on more active roles and most…

I just submitted a whole dissertation on how the Disney princesses are more complex and empowering character than they are perceived to be and I almost went into a huge rant but I'm not going to.

Diagrams, please. I live in Canada and this is relevant.

I’m late to to the party again. I am the kind of person who hooked up with everybody in my 20’s. There was literally no filter. If you flirted with me we were at least gonna kiss. I ended up bringing a terrible youngish grateful dead loving man child to our annual holiday bash.We drunkenly hooked up and the next…

This one never gets old. Thanksgiving eve, early 2000s. College bar that lets underage girls in as long as they flash something (boobs, library cards, really anything). Said bar was bulldozed many years ago, surprisingly.

Just broke up with a boyfriend. Went home for Christmas break. Called a HS friend (but not just any friend - that guy who wore his letterman jacket for about two years after graduation, ugh) for no other purpose than a booty call. Fucked in his car, in a cemetery. Went back home.

Embarrassing at the end, I swear

This story has never been said aloud or written.

By “Holiday” do you mean the Good Friday when I hooked up with super hot Alex? Or the Easter Sunday when I met him at the family brunch and learned he was my dad’s half-sister’s son?

I MADE A BURNER FOR EXACTLY THIS PURPOSE.

Mine was a quasi-hookup, but bear with me. These dudes who lived together in a house while attending college were close-knit so they had a “post-Christmas” in February, in one of the dudes’ ranch in the countryside. I was invited by my BFF, one of the dudes’ girlfriends, and I was newly single, so I went. There was…

Thank god. The time has finally come for me to start filming my cat shakespeare videos. My cat is named MacDuff and yet no one ever casts him as his counterpart in the Scottish Play. It’s time for the discrimination to end and I guess the cat and I will have to start our own company. We will launch as soon as I can…

Remember, folks, punching someone who thinks Chrisopher Marlowe or the Earl of Oxford wrote the plays is legal in all English speaking countries!

That’s fine and dandy that you just don’t like sugar, (though I don’t think she’s being quite so literal with the cake thing), but I feel obligated to say that what the bathroom scale says is no indication of whether or not a person has an eating disorder. (I’m not saying that you do, of course, but that in general…

OR they are over the age of 35 and just can’t let a sentence go without proper punctuation because they weren’t raised that way. Cher excepted because she has the soul of a teenager I suppose.

I can’t see Burt Reynolds’ name without missing Rebecca Rose.

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