No one cares about your stupid boner.

Nah

Omg

I love how Jobs refers to it as “iPod” and not “the” or “an iPod”. It’s like it’s an amorphous, intangible thing.

Except that The Hunger Games already exists with a male lead, under the title of Every Other Action Movie Ever Made: Parts XXI-DCLXVI.

On the other end of the spectrum, you have Colombia Pygmy Rabbits:

We had one like that. (We had to put him on a diet, but it was only to get him down to 25 pounds from 28.) He was part Maine Coon, and also, I think, part Buick.

Face like:

Exactly. I give $100 to Planned Parenthood every time I drive by protestors in front of a woman’s health clinic near me. I have two teenaged daughters and we smile and wave, letting them know that their efforts are helping PP.

In my dreams, Cecile Richards responds to Duncan with: “No, I do not. And don’t call me Shirley.”

I think a part of any settlement should include a provision for Chris Christie to be quarantined for the remainder of his term.

I thought the running in heels part was meant to be silly and campy. I was surprised people took it so seriously.

Now my mind is just rearranging FRAT to make FART and I can’t see it any other way.

going through a real emotional journey concerning my feelings about frats today

What a great idea. It’s like the people who troll Westboro Baptist Church. It can be so destructive to engage people like this with humor and refuse to take them seriously. I also just flip them off... I need to make some signs!

Some sign ideas I’ve had:

“Threatening women makes Me feel better about my life”
“I need a hobby”
“[name of your town] needs more children in poverty!”
“We’re scared”
“Freedom of choice = Do as I say”
“I don’t want to help the needy, so I’ll just stand here”

Now, if only I can convince my friends to give up their Saturday…

It’s not “pro-life.” It’s “Forced Birth.” Keep repeating at every opportunity.

Awesome. This was my favorite post on their site.

I'm dying over frog faced avenger. This comparison made me realize that he looks exactly like a kid I went to high school with who's name was drew but he referred to himself as DRUCIFER. He even got the same hair cut like his senior year. Drucifer sucked and was one of the many enemies me and my best friend made by…