Have they considered the Bat-Shark Repellent, though? (Effectiveness not guaranteed.)

HELL YEAH Dianna Wynne-Jones. Make sure to read the Chrestomanci books, the Howl series, and the Derkholm books – but I’ve honestly never read anything by her that wasn’t 100% delightful.

For an administration that’s so concerned about “aliens” they are being SHOCKINGLY LAX.

Honestly, that’s actually perfect because I am 0% here for plot, 90% here for dinosaurs, and 10% here for Jeff Goldblum.

I was sooo disappointed by Book of Life because it looked so PRETTY and it was just ... ugh. The characters were shallow, the music was completely at odds with the context (Radiohead? REALLY?), and the plot made no goddamn sense.

This cast list looks mostly great but who the hell are Azizi and Kamari?? I DEMAND BANZAI AND ED.

Must our collective cynicism extend to Kristen Bell? She’s so amusingly pouty in the photo, come on, does that not warm one’s stoney heart?

I can’t really bring myself to hate Ellen’s tweet. Is that awful? Maybe that’s awful.

I have a hard time even feigning surprise about this. Some actors might surprise me with douchiness, but not Kilmer. Hasn’t he always been a known asshole? Like, I know he’s been great in a few movies but I got the impression that most of his colleagues can’t stand him.

Lisa Bloom is being way more gracious than I’d expect from literally anyone associated with Hollywood.

You did not illustrate the cat backpack story with cat pictures. IS THIS EVEN THE INTERNET ANYMORE?

I KNEW IT. My intense dislike of Xander is justified. He pulled so much shit and no one ever, ever called him out on it.

No no nooooo. I just want REAL Nancy Drew. I want crumbling New England manor houses, secret passages, inexplicable gangs of smugglers, and a teenage girl who shows no interest in getting a real job.

Other people in the comments have covered why Momoa is an overall good dude who gave a good apology (twice), so I will only add that I loved hearing about his interactions with Emilia Clarke on set: shouting “WIFEY” when he met her and wearing a hilarious fuzzy pink sock on his junk for their first sex scene to make…

It’s the trainwreck that keeps on giving.

Honestly it’s not helped by the fact that a lot of the British aristocracy/upper class is so damn inbred that they look pretty much the same.

I’m 100% with the librarian on her critique of the education system and of De Vos in particular, but arguing that Dr. Seuss created racist cartoons, while correct, is lacking context.

All in favour of going to live on an all-woman island and never listening to this clown again?

This poor kid. This reads like some terrible combination of intimate partner violence and a hate crime, and maybe I can be generous to the prosecutors and say that maybe they think it would be difficult to sell the jury on both.