I know this isn’t the point, but let me issue a pre-welcome to Ontario! You’ll love it here. People are nice, summer are glorious and cities are pretty safe. It’s a big province, though — where are you aiming for?

I never know how to feel about Kim and Kanyé. Like, they’re both self-obsessed and attention-hungry on the most obnoxious level.

This is why you’re the shittiest Avenger, Jeremy.

On one hand, I understand wanting to touch cool hair. I’ve seen braids that look like spun silk, curls that look like beautiful clouds.

Yessss that was my first thought! So glad you posted this!

Ffs, if they’re so attached to traditional terminology, fine. Fine! Easy solution! THREE forms.

Oh, weird. I think that’s kind of an inversion of the actual saying: “Your son’s your son till he takes a wife, but your daughter’s your daughter all your life.”

I mean, I get that a doll moving on its on is very spooky. It is. It’s just... the doll is small. It’s a doll. And even if it’s got the spirit of a ten year-old boy, TEN YEAR OLD BOYS ARE ALSO SMALL. The havok they wreak is limited to 5 feet high, and if all else fails just sit on the stupid doll. It may be possessed…

Well, most of their articles are their takes on popular news, and I don’t see Wiccans in the news very often. Probably because Wiccans tend to be pleasant people who wouldn’t hurt a fly.

When I read the headline, I was expecting Kim to have called some shady characters and said “SHUT IT DOWN” or similar. An apology is weak sauce.

Actual cannibal Shia LeBeouf? About time he was arrested!

Anyone else bothered by the fact that her ears look more like rabbit ears than pig ears?

I think it was Dave Barry who said this: Never suggest a woman is pregnant unless you can actually see the baby’s head crowning.

Ok but does anyone have advice re: powder foundation? I don’t really like wearing liquid if I can help it, it makes my skin sad. Usually I go primer+powder for everyday but I’m not loving my current powder (purminerals).

He looks like he could build a fire and maybe fix a sink. Brb swooning.

Yep, it was exactly indentured servitude! In the barest bones, Irish immigrants would agree to work at one place for (x) years, and after that they were free to go their own way. I think they even had wages (though not very much). And they were not legal property. (I’m pretty sure. Let me know if this is wrong,…

Unrelated: Just on the subject of Jason Bateman, he’s apparently incredibly nice in real life. A friend of a friend met him at some film school event, and asked if he would narrate her final project. And he did! Unpaid and uncredited.

Okay, but where are we on the puppy-sized elephants?

Well, in Australia there was an enforced national buyback of guns, so I suspect something similar would take place. As for the industry/economy vquestion, that’s probably more complicated. I guess it would gave to be downsized to handguns and hunting rifles only. No more assault weapons. So yeah, that industry would…

Morifarty’s ringtone already explained most of this, so I’ll just add the fun fact that at least in Tudor England, Catholicism was the FUN Christianity. Lots of parties, and feast days, and dancing, and beautiful things in churches like stained glass windows. It was Party Times.