You’re not wrong, but I lost all sympathy for her when she demanded that Ross leave his son in New York and move to England.

It’s not the incarceration that does it, it’s the appeals. I was surprised when I first heard that, but it makes sense — judges and lawyers and all that jazz are extremely expensive, more so than just feeding and housing someone.

Er... correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t it just a portrait of the wife of a merchant called Mr Giocondo? Hence it being called “La Gioconda”?

Starred for $150 on eyeliner and cheeses. I have never read a more accurate description of Costco.

I have very fair, sensitive skin too, and was really pleased with my solution this summer. I used Body Shop Aloe moisturizer for sensitive skin, with SPF 15. And then Smashbox primer with SPF 15. And then Bare Minerals powder foundation with SPF 15. It looked awesome and I didn’t burn once (well, not on my face…

Get the Touche éclat, seriously. It's so good, because it's not opaque but it reflects the light in the same way skin does. It might be magic.

Oh ffs. You’re completely right. I really wish they’d just cast an up-and-coming Native actor as Tonto. :(

Hold up – I may be remembering this completely wrong, but I thought Tonto’s tribe died in a flashback, but in the main timeframe they end up visiting a second tribe, which doesn’t die. And then they leave LR and Tonto buried up to their necks in sand, for some reason. Or does this tribe also die?

True story: I cannot hate the Lone Ranger. Yes, there was no coming back from Johnny Depp in redface. Yes, it’s way too long.

Oh honey, don’t worry! I sobbed for my first three nights in England, but then I made out with a random cute guy and felt much better so I highly recommend that. Seriously, this is going to be the best time of your entire life. Give it a few days and you won’t be able to bear the thought of leaving.

This is a prime example of why electing judges is an awful, awful idea. When it was first explained to me, I didn’t actually believe it. And your sherrifs too? Who thought this was a good plan??