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The Dodgers are back in Brooklyn?

Perhaps the most amazing thing about his performance is that he was one swing away from taking an “L”.

Recently bought the MLB radio package for the year (best 20 bucks a sports fan can spend). Can any San Diego fans shed some light on how Padre fans feel about Ted Leitner? He sounds like a cross between Marty Glickman and Rodney Dangerfield. Is it a good fit? Just curious.

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Ha! +1

It's brave of him to come out, but an announcement would've been plenty. Oh....

Woofsides.

Try the “Jon Gruden” approach to your joke. Put it in all caps so you’re yelling like he always is, and say: THAT STAFF MEMBER, I CALL HIM DON RICKELS, BECAUSE HE’S THE MASTER OF THE PUT-DOWN!!

Petchesky clocks in @ 8 in the morning. He's the only writer here capable of hockey analysis.

....ISSUE TWO, SINBAD.....

Go buy another 8-ball, fuckface.

How'd they ever win 8?

Yeah! How dare you make insensitive jokes? This is the new Deadspin comment section, sir! We have class here. Try taking your toilet humor over to Jezebel.

Back to form!

I’m surprised more pitchers don’t act like fucking crazy people. Crash knew:

Hee! +1

“Kid needs a new agent.”

That boy was a young RuPaul. And now you know the rest......of the story.