DC sports are known for their cockiness, right? We’re not a bunch of shell-shocked pessimists at all.

Josh Oshinsky: Great, hours of editing right down the toilet.

Sure, but it’s fine to make fun of little people and cripples, huh?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

Doc Emrick’s got chunks of guys like this in his stool.

“There are two ways to look at the Tampa Bay Lightning’s game and series-winning goal deep into the third period.”

Ugh what a disgusting situation.

In baseball you never shout at the player holding the pine because if he becomes offended, he’s allowed to release his spores, which means you’ll have to engage your sweepers to protect your team’s tubes.

I thought she could handle her liquor

Calling it a “miracle” shot is a major discredit to this kid. He dribbled to the spot he needed to and set his feet to fire one up that he fully expected to make.

Lynch has saved his money wisely. As you can see in the video, he gets around using an old Escort.

Mike Rice got another coaching job?

Terrible pass, half-assed attempt at tackling.

When informed of the restraining order, Manziel reportedly said “What the fuck is restraint?”

Nah. Throw his ass in jail. He’s not mentally ill, he’s just a young, dumb, entitled asshole who won’t deal with his drinking issues. He had his shot to deal with it, instead he abused a woman. Now it’s time he is told what to do for a while.

I know plenty of guys who would pay $12 grand to avoid their ex.

Here are two options:

Wrong analogy- watching the SB is important, but this would have to be something you ABSOLUTELY CANNOT live without...... So you’re telling me a broken arm would stop you from rubbing one out? No way, Shithammer. I have faith in you.

well I”m sure if you had some of the medications available to NFL players you may feel differently.

Peyton Manning has also vowed to play in the Super Bowl with his broken arm.