Very tired of Swisher at this point.

“OK. Maybe not a miracle...”

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Hi gang! I just got back from safari. What’d I miss?!

/dying +1

Ha! +1

[doesn’t post meme of Jordan crying]

And here he is just letting it fly...

Eddie Pepitone. I love this bit.

Recently had a buddy of mine say, “Can you imagine if Rod Stewart had been the singer for the Rolling Stones?” and it sort of blew my goddamn mind. Listen to this voice & then imagine it singing your favorite Stones tune:

“If you pass the ball more than twice, the Rockets are in trouble.”

A nice, laid-back steak & burger joint. It’s a cool place in a small town, but it’s not the kind of place where you’d choose to watch the Supe. I wanted to set up one of those things where people could buy boxes for 1, 2 or 5 dollars and print up some prop bets for customers to mess around with (keeps them interested…

50¢ wings.

Johnny’ll land on his feet. I understand he’s got his next agent hammering the phones for him already:

It’s about time Wisconsin produced an NFL caliber running back.

Keep infantilizing black people. I'm sure it'll work out wonderfully.

He shit in his pants. That's why he stole underwear and cologne.

You’re right. That professional boxer holding the championship belt looked terrified when the screaming black guy from the old spice commercials stepped into the ring and started yelling.

Sponsored by Reebark?

Anyone got that clip where Brady started doing the can-can dance in front of invisible pressure?