The restaurant is now closed, but some say that to this day, the Charcoal Asshole is still verbally assaulting waitstaff and abusing his food at other steakhouses in the city...

I worked the grill in a steakhouse for years. It was a fairly blue collar place, but for the most part the people eating there would order medium onward—almost no one came in and ordered mid-well or well-done. So whenever we’d get the odd chit come through for a well-done steak, chances are it was the Charcoal…

Yeah, he just liked the way they sounded. He asked me what I thought of Hitler, once. I said I thought he was a deranged, genocidal maniac and I’m glad he got blown up. He never asked my opinion on anything ever again.

When I was nine, I was in ballet class. I did not want to be in the recital, because I was a horrible fat little child who hated dancing, so instead of putting on my tree costume (they really played to my strengths with the appointment of that role), I brought my favourite bird costume from home and put that on and…

I’m so sorry. I didn’t want to be the only one with bleeding eyes and ears. I didn’t want to be alone in my suffering!

And Pence.

Never forget ex-Canadian PM Harper’s embarrassing musical adventures. 

That show brought me out of a major depressive funk around inauguration day. Watched it all in the span of a weekend, and now I giggle whenever anyone says “yams”. I also want to live on a beach with my best frenemy when I’m old.

My neighbour is Jewish. He’s in his early 70s, and his parents were concentration camp survivors. He has dual citizenship, and spends half the year in Florida. He voted for Trump. All the signs were there, all of the evidence and the big, glaring, neon signs that screamed “THIS DUDE DEFINITELY SUPPORTS THESE NAZI…

It’s strange that one of the sanest of 45’s picks has the nickname ‘Mad Dog’, isn’t it?

I was about 7 at the time, and lived in a neighbourhood just on the outskirts of a very affluent neighbourhood near my school. The school was attended by the children of the affluent parents in said neighbourhood, so I always assumed I was ‘one of them’. Then one day, I actually visited one of the kids from school,…

Grain of truth to this. Story time!

I honestly feel like he might be very nearly at that point. I’m keeping my news alerts on just in case it does actually happen. He’s finding out he doesn’t have absolute power, and being told ‘no’ is the worst thing for a bully like him. I’m expecting a tantrum in the next month or so.

You’re actually the first to say, haha :D

I actually married a guy from Lancaster PA about four weeks ago ;) The only hatred I have for PA is in jest, I promise! They can definitely come too. You guys have one of my favourite Frank Lloyd Wright buildings!

Yes. 

Nah, you guys should definitely join Canada. Our prime minister Joe Trudeau will figure out the logistics!

If anything, we would be taking the northeastern states (Maine, New York, whatever else is kicking around down there that’s blue) and probably Michigan, and maybe Ohio can come too because that’s where Cedar Point is and people from southwestern Ontario fucking love Cedar Point.

We invaded once before! And successfully, too! Don’t fuck with us, eh?

That dead-eyed stare. Creepy.