So in that one tweet he asks if Obama was too soft on Russia. Didn’t Obama put sanctions on Russia? Am I taking crazy pills, or did that actually happen? And isn’t 45 now working to undo those sanctions? Did I hit my head really hard when I fell in the shower today?

She would be just as competent. And the White House would have better beer.

My step-grandmother is 92 and in the advanced stages of Alzheimer Disease. She barely remembers her own son (who has been dutifully taking care of her for decades since her husband passed), she regularly forgets who she is, has no idea who I am, and she frequently reverts to speaking German when the English words…

Never understood why there’s an apple on the cover of this...

I usually hate the under-roll, unless I’m living somewhere where there is a dog or cat. It’s so easy for them to unravel it if it’s over-roll - much more difficult with under-roll. I will make compromises with my toilet paper OCD in order to save said toilet paper from the whim of a bored pet.

Starred for “slave-o-grind”. Love it.

Why is he so blurry? How much vaseline did they rub on that lens in an attempt to make him look human?

My mother-in-law likes to ask me that question on the reg.

He looks like someone peeled the skin off of the Pepperidge Farm guy, dipped him in acid, and rolled him in flour.

Oh! What a precious creature!

This is Good, and Important. <3

I distinctly remember, as a teenager, thinking it looked like he had ramen noodles on his head.

You know, for science.

First-past-the-post is so dangerous, though - I’ve never understood why that’s the way we chose do it. It’s like the world’s most boring horse race. I don’t think there’s a perfect way...but at least we don’t have to deal with that Electoral College BS.

Do you think his stupidity is congenital? Or is it something he acquired over the years?

Do you remember when Harper flat-out denied that there was an issue when a reporter brought up the over 200 missing and murdered indigenous women? I fucking do.

Maggie Simpson is proof of this.

“SEE YOU IN COURT,” he yells at the court, which is convenient because that’s where courts generally are: in court.

Our local ex-Target store is becoming a Loblaws. :) Grocery store inside of a mall, genius!

What a jackass!