Not a Today watcher - what happened?

“Upper asshole” made me giggle-snort the pop I’m drinking.

Steve Bannon looks like a fat white supremacist jackass.

This heartens me. :)

Sometimes I can be a piece of shit. I drank the last of the juice this morning and put the container back in the fridge before Mr QWERTY Bastard woke up.

It’s a cat in a mask! Though I’m having trouble finding the source image right now...

Sometimes—just sometimes—I don’t feel like everyone is a piece of shit.

She’s great in that movie. It was wonderful watching her cut down an idealistic, doe-eyed Anne Hathaway.

“Hit it.”

Crying at my desk. Real tears. Oh god I’m going to get fired for insanity...

We’re not supposed to know what he’s talking about. The point is, he’s saying words (the best words) and he must be right because he’s the pres-o-dent.

I think the important thing is that these women are here now. As a native (Métis and Iroquois) woman, I welcome the addition of these strong, outspoken women to our ranks. Something has affected them personally, and they are stepping in and voicing their displeasure - just as we’ve been doing for hundreds of years.…

Schumer and Kaine? Jesus, I thought they had more sense than that.

I’m a Canadian with a living room window view of Detroit. Every morning before looking outside I wonder vaguely if I will see a smoking crater instead of a skyline.

It usually does, in some diluted form. I think, for the most part, we’ll continue to be on top of social issues and I think Canadian politics are going to start evolving in really interesting ways with Trudeau (even if his recent actions do cause us to catch a whiff of his helmet-haired predecessor). Unfortunately,…

Yeah. I was in Detroit not too long ago and overheard two men talking in a CVS, one of them said that he didn’t care about Obamacare getting repealed because he was covered by the ACA. His friend nodded in agreement. I facepalmed so hard my hand came out the back of my head.

Oh, I’m in Canada. Watching from afar. But I also hope they find a not-insane person to be president after this.

That’s my thought, too. Then he can play the hero by “saving” people’s lives, and he makes himself look good in the process.

That’s the thing: British humour is very dry, and doesn’t translate well across the pond all the time. I’m willing to give him the benefit of the doubt on some of these things, at least. And I saw the interview where he called Lucy Liu a dog...prime example of obvious sarcasm. She’s gorgeous and he’s not blind.

I actually bought this, because the artist who made it had the proceeds go towards a charity (I think - it was over a year ago) and it’s hilarious. It sits on my desk and has been given a unibrow, curly mustache, pointy goatee, and a yellow paper hat that says “JERK” on it. It calms me.