A galaxy far, far away perhaps?

Boom. I'm surrounded by vegans and you'd never know it if you didn't eat around them regularly. They make me tasty treats and I've gotten some great recipes

Yes. The BRAT diet- bananas, applesauce, rice, toast is for people with the shits- firms things up again.

This has to be fake. Has to be. The world sucks, otherwise.

It frustrates me that “I feel like” has become a way to protect/legitimize pseudoscience, in my experience. I don’t care how you feel about essential oils, leaky gut syndrome or black salve— it’s still bullshit.

There's a realtor who comes through my till with really obvious lip fillers and an intense refund gap. You'd think with all the Lauriers she thinks she has she could finance something more tasteful.

That's one of my biggest fears about/reasons not to have kids....the idea that I have to spend every waking moment with them, making sure their childhoods are Pinterest perfect and pretending that I don't want/need alone time. At least my mum and those of their ilk were able to admit that they loved us but didn't…

Dunno if baby barbell lady is more irritating than that groovaroo baby wearing fitness class or not. It’s not enough to be able to bounce quarters off your ass two weeks after squeezing out a human, you can’t even use excercise as time to yourself any more.

It's First Nations and Northern Affairs Canada having stupid funding guideline for one— you can't use FFNAC funds for capital of any kind. It's tough to get materials out to remote communities, and the infrastructure isn't built to withstand northern Ontario winters. Debeers has a lot to answer for, too.

Being a teenager on the rez is a special kind of difficult, and I’m glad I grew up off in that way. When you're 14 and stuck in the middle of nowhere with your thoughts and 300 of your closest friends, most of whom are cousins, it just turns into this feedback loop.

I started getting spiky little bastards on my jawline and sidies once I switched to a copper IUD from the patch. No Bueno. Me and the tweezers are homies, I'm dark so they're super obvious.

Got a groupon laser package for my nips. Zero ragrets. None.

Chilly, chilly peaches. Make me a Bellini!

All the applause. I have sensory processing issues and ADHD, teachers were convinced I was on the spectrum for years. Neurological function is a spectrum with different shades of normal. It hurts my heart when people say that they'd rather have a dead child than a child on the spectrum.

Hmm, I don't think I've ever seen anyone on it, it doesn't seem to be a thing where I am.

That sounds like it was laced with....I dunno, meth maybe? Rule #1, don’t buy yer drugs from someone unless you know them really, really well. Preferably also a chemistry post doc.

Yep! New, unopened packs of diapers, wipes, training pants etc are the first things they run out of

I'm going from G to a C.

Hahah, I know right. I got a couple good ones on vacation in London, mind...hit the sale racks at M+S etc. Worked out to around 30 Canadian each.

Spending upwards of $90 on a bra is getting old, too.