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90% of the reason I'm excited for a breast reduction is buying cute inexpensive bras like theirs. Not gonna lie.

Ruuuuunnn girl. The whole situation is soooo icky, makes me so grateful my dad is normal.

And yet she’s still friends with/defends/supports Terry Richardson. He’s the very definition of a ‘missing stair’ person and yet people still clamour to work with him.

Yuuuup. I happen to be bffs with my older sister (super grateful I have a rad older sister) and both of us are heavy sleepers so we do that if I’m visiting her/we're at parents place or we’re at a hotel and a queen room is cheaper than two twins. It reminds me of when we were kids for sure, I think my parents secretly

Yassss. APTN is the tits, their kids programming is so good and their news coverage of aboriginal issues is the gold standard (and I was interviewed before the last election!). Also, Mohawk Girls is hilarious.

I'm so sorry for your loss. People on the Internet are dicks, take care of yourself okay?

Ughhh. In BC we have a law that barrs employees from telling people when someone is working/when they're off etc. I can see how someone wouldn't think anything of telling so,some who was just fired though....just fuuuuuckk.

The under 10 set gets a pass for long hauls, otherwise noooo.

Nope. If I’m stuck in a shitty flying soup can for hours at a crack, ibex leggings and hoodie is the name of the game. Also, waiting for people to unlace their shoes in the TSA lineup is tiresome as fuck.

The selfish bitch across from me, obviously. Haha.

That sounds delightful

Seriously, don’t paint your nails on a plane. If that shit spills, it’s a big expensive mess. It stinks. If your flight attendant asks you to cut something out, do it. The gal across from me on a Heathrow-Vancouver flight was nearly met on the tarmac by the RCMP cause the flight attendants and eventually their

Is obsessive punctuality a white people thing? We have reservation/Indian standard time, we’re not chronically late so much as we feel that rushing kids and elders isn't helpful and don't cut speeches short.

What the actual hell. Confiscate her smartphone, move the tech toys to a public area of the house and limit her Internet use to school work only. Also park her ass in therapy. But hitting? Holyfuck, no.

Fuuuck, we need a foster system for at risk parents. Like....live with a mentor family until they have gotten the hang of this parent thing, transition to a co-op type thing with other families and someone looking in then on your own with visits for a while.

Her plastic surgeon needs to be dragged into the street and shot. That refund gap is cringeworthy.

So will they keep jailing women who miscarry? Y/n?

Are we the same person? Srriracha for DIY Thai food, choula for Mexican and breakfast food, Tabasco for Caesars, Marie Sharp’s for chicken and fish

She's the best. She brings out the best in all the cats, especially the ferrals.

I love the Cassidy updates, he's such a little trooper.