I seriously bust out laughing so hard at the Clooney joke. So much better than the Cosby joke, which Fey already did on Weekend Update all those years ago. But the Cosby joke was about the courage in presenting it in the first place, so I'm totally behind that, too. :)

Well, perhaps this will be her alcoholic "bottom", something all alcoholics need to hit in order to turn things around.

Alexis Bledel is probably wearing an adorable dress and doing the charleston with Pete Campbell at a garden party.

I have no problem with people wanting or preferring their own special kind of coffee or whatever but I am just so fucking tired of hearing about it and how it's the best and how they can't stand to drink anything but that and how if you're drinking something else you're a coffee asshole and OMG I DO NOT CARE.

BTW the shirt exists in lots of places. Whether or not this is a real pic of McFerrin wearing it (or sadly just shopped) is the only question we have. I WANT TO BELIEVE.

Cats would never do this to anyone— they just don't have the attention span. This is why I will marry my cat and live happily ever after.

Both he and Kelly Bishop had impressive and long careers (hers is still going) but for a generation of us they will always be known as Richard and Emily.

Holy crap, that is just rich. I'd say number one takes the cake, but they are all deliciously awful. Why am I never this creative enough? My anger fades quickly at my sworn mortal enemies and then I can't be bothered to plan out any type of creative revenge, other than forgetting their existence (I literally just say…

Kate McKinnon was ON FIRE in this episode. I loved everything she was in, especially the singing sisters and the cat lady sketch.

As long as you wash it BEFORE you wear it it's safe.

I read this story off of a reddit link, and a lot of people also came to her defense in keeping the car. The fact is, a known vehicle with a known maintenance history is a relatively smart decision over selling and getting a possible clunker. Controlling risk is just as important as controlling finances.