Dude, don't say his name...

"A MONGOOSE FOR EVERY BATHROOM"

it's not really offensive though, to me. everyone i know calls their toddler "monkey" at some point. i would buy that shirt in one instant for my nieces and nephews.

REALLY? It should read "Red, WEED and Blue" this is going to bother me all day

I believe the "Don't be a Dick" clause applies in this case.

Not too long before this, teenager Skylar Neese was murdered by her two best friends. They had been planning it for weeks. They drove her to the woods and stabbed her to death and left her there. When they confessed, their reasoning pretty much amounted to "she was annoying and we got bored with her." When I first…

I think it's called Obamaphobia now right?

Hi. Woman here. I have PCOS, which means I don't shed my uterine lining without medication. My hormones freak the fuck out and I gain massive amounts of weight in a short period of time and also generally feel like shit. The medication most used to treat PCOS is a birth control pill. Nice try with the whole "women…

No, allow me to pay for my own birth control out of insurance which is part of my compensation.

No mystery. This buzz is exactly why she changed the lyrics.

My curiosity of this nature is also about baby birth weight announcements. When are they going to start doing this for weddings and deaths, too?

Frozen Thin Mints are the best!!!

Well I now respect the women in those commercials a whole lot. How could you look totally blissed out while THAT'S going on behind you?

...OK, full disclosure, I think this guy sounds amazing and would totally start a correspondence with him if I were single. He's an absurdly honest nerd with enough knowledge of history to make subtle Jonathan Swift references, who's so focused on not being a creeper that he recommends that interested ladies arrange…

I always, always sing "heuvos rancheros" to the tune of "Viva Las Vegas." I do it so much that my husband does it now. Try not to - it's impossible!