She could be pregnant.

Will this have the original soundtrack, too? If so I may quit my life and live in my bed. Note to self: stock up on snacks, stat.

Nothing promotes a new album more than the old "I hate conflict, poor me" routine. Or a sex tape. Or any other skeleton that can be dragged from one's closet. *wink*

I'm taking notes. My album is due next year. I'm waaay too transparent and I suck at throwing shade so I've going to start practicing NOW!

I agree with Sarah... Joan wasn't done yet. I suppose some people will not understand this but I'm more upset about Joan River's death than Robin Williams'. I think it's because Robin, while younger, made a choice. Even if, by whatever circumstance he might have felt he had no choice, it was still a choice? Aye.. I…

It's worth it for the comfort and ease of making.. As crazy expensive as it was it's the best bed I've ever had and hey, only two years left to pay it off. ;)

Somehow I read this as "Is it a miracle that you haven't accidentally died by drowning in a bathtub or sink of chardonnay...?"

By the way Goop, I always start at the bottom, but that's only because a) I'm too lazy to take the pillows off of the bed so I just toss them around the middle, and b) I have one of those Serta…

I generally always have to ask for a special order due to my overwhelming food sensitivities/allergies. I am always super nice about it. This is no one's "fault". Not the restaurant's that they don't have what I need, and not mine for being the way I am. It just "IS". I'm a gluten free/vegan which gives me an easier…

I stand (okay sit) corrected. xx

I really loved Joan Rivers. She always said "comedy is to make us laugh". She laughed at everything... good or bad and taught us to laugh at everything, too. She handled hecklers better than anyone. She taught me as a performer (musician) how to deal with the bullshit people throw at you. Her confidence on stage was…

If Kate moved back to the wiley, windy moors she'd be safe from the Devon cliff but would once again be in peril with Heathcliff. Girl can't win.

ahem...

As we don't have any kids I've now decided when we renew our wedding vows on our 25th anniversary (in a couple of years) my veil will be covered in photos of my three cats and their little pawprints. Because: cats.

I keep mine in my purse.

My husband would occassionally text/check email and drive. I always told him it would be his ass in a sling if he got caught, killed someone, killed me, etc, but his work is demanding (so he/they think). I solved the problem by getting a wallet iPhone holder. It is too big to hold while driving so he stopped and thus…

Seriously - those were all things better left unknown/unseen!

I can't with the cute, Burt. Seriously. I'm dead.

This just makes me shudder. When I mentioned it to my sweet husband (of 21 years, thank you) he said "That isn't love. Obviously he hasn't experienced a true or deeply meaningful bond yet." However, by the time I got to the end of reading the contract outloud my hubby couldn't belive it was actually real. He doesn't…

I wish to be the cat with the frog on its head. Much better to be the cat than the observer.
^..^

The fact that Hello Kitty has been around for 40 years before Sanrio thought to tell us she is NOT a cat is probably the funnest (funniest) part of this. I can't even imagine the confusion at the convention at the Hello Kitty Con at MOCA the end of October (although what a great/free way to gain promotion and sell…

I have a million things to do today. Instead I watched the tiny hamster eat the strawberry and fall out of the chair three times. I feel so much more relaxed now. (thank you) If I didn't have three cats I'd go get a Barbie playhouse and a tiny hamster of my own but I am forever marred from finding the remains of my…