I have a million things to do today. Instead I watched the tiny hamster eat the strawberry and fall out of the chair three times. I feel so much more relaxed now. (thank you) If I didn't have three cats I'd go get a Barbie playhouse and a tiny hamster of my own but I am forever marred from finding the remains of my…

Dodai you won the internet for me today.. This was very clever ^..^

I love the taste of undressed salad/veggies. I never use dressing on a salad at home or at a restaurant. I also request pizza without sauce. I did like ranch (homemade/vegan) on sweet potato fries until I read about Ranch Abuse. Now I'm thinking those sweet potato fries should be plain, too!

Actually that would 'almost' be a fair trade.

"Only the assholes do shit like this."

Love your username :) And yes - no Kardashians are a plus!!

I followed you both which doesn't help either of you but hopefully we can all share the love and keep each other out of the greys while this is being worked out. Huzzah to TPTB for listening.

People are so horribly fucked up. Cats over most people everyday. Between losing amazing actors this week, all of the awful comments, the rape.gif trolls, and now this! Blech. I will SAY... though, I don't disagree with @dogmaticequation regarding the inappropriateness of the gorilla/Robin Williams thing. I about…

I think you hit the nail on the head. We all felt connected to Robin Williams by some sort of visceral thread. Now that it's cut we are left floating aimlessly in the mire... bumping into each other and clutching together for a moment in shared grief before the buoy breaks free and we are cast off into the morass.

Do you know I never called today. I totally forgot. Robin Williams' suicide threw me for a loop. We performed at the pre-show last night for the Anti-Suicide/Depression Awareness Comedy Benefit at the Improv in Hollywood (musical act in the lounge before the comedy benefit). I sang a song I wrote in April about three…

Bless your heart. I had a retropharyngeal abscess in 2012. I spent a lot of time choking on and spitting up mucous as my throat closed before the ICU docs diagnosed me and I had 3 surgeries. That constant mucous/choking/spitting was horrible and scary. To this day I still have to be careful because if I upset the acid…

The pineapple thing makes me so sad. It smells soooooo good and looks so pretty. When I went to Hawaii it was Everywhere. Everyone looked slightly offended when I would leave all of the beautiful pineapple on the plate :( My poor mom is allergic to honeydew melon (as is my best friend). Luckily I can eat all melons!

I assume in the 3 huge tests for foods/environmental allergies my allergist tested me for everything including wheat. (I'm allergic to pineapple which sucks!)

I'm with you, Quagmire.

Update: The dolls were left out of good will.

I was wondering the same thing!

When I was 20 I worked at a ski resort in Colorado. I lived at Lake Dillon and had a two-bedroom condo. It was simple enough to post a listing for a roommate and thus Joy came to live with me. She seemed okay the first week. I then noticed make up would disappear. I would go around to her bathroom (we each had our…

Honestly? I found him on Yelp. I read a bajillion reviews and knew I didn't want VCA because that's who I had before we moved to LA and we'd had a bad experience. Every reviewer spoke of his compassion, kindness, and lack of B.S. So, we gave him a shot and I adore him as do my kitties. I hope you find a regular vet…

I like my vet. He's French. He doesn't care much about anything to do with corporate this/that. I have tried *more* foods than I can possibly list. Luckily I feed a bunch of feral kitties and they will eat whatever my Sr kitty doesn't eat so they get a lot of food. I will read the website you suggested. I am always…

My senior kitty has gotten to that stage.... The only wet food she will eat is simple Gerber Organic Chicken or Turkey jarred baby food. (Yep, human baby food) THIS is kitty crack! She actually begs for it and I have put half a pound back on her which amazed the vet as it's just turkey or chicken, cornstarch, and…