So my life can be complete if I suntan my butthole AND let a stranger touch my butthole in public right? 

I am THIS close to giving up brown liquor in favor of whatever the people at goop are smoking.

Am I the only one thinking that a remote control vibrator was involved in this bit?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!

This is PEAK white people nonsense.

Out of all the offerings at trader Joe’s you selected 2 bags of dried apples?!? WTF. 

Millions people also believe in God, so.

Any updates on planets in other solar systems that would support human life? Because I am fucken out! I can’t stick around to watch the end times, it's too excruciating. 

I dunno, put her in a sequined thong, add a buffet no one touches,  and you got a helluva weekend in Vegas.

People are incredibly suggestible. Every age has had their hucksters and snake oil salesmen. Social media just makes it easier and cheaper to reach a wider audience.

This is the worst magic act I ever seen!

This really smacks of the hysteria movement – where women, privileged white women in particular – were treated for ‘hysteria’ by a variety of drugs and objects (including early vibrators or ‘manual stimulation of the uterus’) and what it really is, is the fact that most white folks -both men and women – are really,…

The placebo effect. 

there’s no scientific evidence that Reiki or other types of energy healing are effective in reducing pain, anxiety, or depression

Thought for sure he was going to pull a jade egg out of that culo

I don’t know how much hovering that hand was doing. If some guy is touching my butthole on stage in front of a bunch of people, I’d probably make the same noise. 

seems like she just really needed to fart. is that Goop’s platform? Stop holding in farts? Because that’s probably good advice

It’s nice that they reinstated the ad, but Hallmark screwed up by pulling it in response to complaints in the first place. The correct response would have been “We vet all advertisments for appropriate content, and this ad meets our standards.” As long as anyone panders to the notion that there’s anything…

Silver lining - what a huge free advertising boost Zola is getting!

If you’re waving a Confederate flag north of the Mason-Dixon line (which is the MD-PA border), it’s hate not heritage.