I also thought she looked refreshed. She probably bathed in the blood of kittens over the holiday break. 

But the memory lingers as they didn’t necessarily use the sharpest hair cutting implements and they were paraded through the streets in a rough manner.

Near the end of WWII when the Allies retook some parts of Europe, the newly liberated populace sometimes shaved the heads of woman Nazi collaborators. It’s just a random fun fact that amuses me for some reason.

Last time I checked a $5 billion lump of concrete can’t distribute medicine...

Textbook gaslighting!

They’re trying to emotionally abuse Democrats into doing what they want. Literally using the most basic tactics. They’re the person that hits you and then tells you it’s your fault. All you had to do was exactly what they want and this wouldn’t have happened. Can’t you see that it’s your fault? As they draw their arm…

Don’t think it’s red Sharpie, think it’s written in either baby seal or bald eagle blood. 

Really? There weren’t any pens around with a finer point than some nearly illegible fat marker?

Prob cuz the Crayolas were under 45's desk.

The best diet is the one you can stick to.

Every item of pseudoscience has a bit of truth at its heart that makes it sound more believable.

He also racked up lots of frequent flyer miles for the Interior Department, mostly going on hunting trips & hanging with big donors/energy lobbyists/HS football bros.

It has a real Lewis Carroll feel to it.

I think I can make it out.

For those of you who can’t read it, I’ve taken the liberty of transcribing it here.

Whoa. Did he @ himself? What a maroon. Adios, MoFo. 

While I support cursive writing and handwritten notes, legibility is paramount. Also never write in red unless you are grading a paper.

He bought a bunch of doors. That took forethought and dedication. Man, you liberals always wanting things like land and wolves looked after! What about what’s behind those doors? Not one of you cares that the Secretary of the INTERIOR was protecting the INTERIOR of his office!!

Nah, this is a special $100,000 marker which uses the blood of endangered species as ink.