So she should get on her dad (sorry, wrong colloquialism given the people involved) to resume funding reproductive health services around the world.

It’s fascinating that ‘Vanks has a made up job with no real function or oversight, yet she’s still really bad at it.

“...surely realizes that her father’s own policy positions—especially around undocumented people and working poor—are themselves legal and social barriers to “free economic participation” at home in the United States.”

Isn’t it a kabbalah thing?

Step 1: be born to a multi-millionaire family

I feel empowered to tell Ivanka Trump to fuck right off.

Two things:

We are going to sleepwalk to another 14th place from the bottom...

So, Michal Neuvirth?

Ask the Flyers about last Sunday, when Bobrovsky beat them. Again. Oh, and this gem from Tom Reed in The Athletic about the game:

Look, I know it has nothing to do with the actual recipe, but the cats leaving exactly one poop on the stairs made me laugh. That’s exactly how my cat lets me know she’s not happy I was gone overnight.

Surprised that the Washington Capitals winning the Stanley Cup did not make this list. They finally got over the Penguins and celebrated for like four months. 

I’m a Rangers fan and all, but the Washington Capitals’ SC Championship and subsequent debauchery is unquestionably my favorite sports moment of the year.

Goaltending is voodoo, as we all know. Ask the Flames, who rode Miikka Kiprussof for a decade, stole him from under the Sharks for a second-round pick. They’ve gone through a cavalcade of mediocrity at that position since he’s retired. It’s not easy to replace an excellent goalie.

A couple guys named Mario and Teemu would like a word.

Any given game you watch has these sort of moments.

She didn’t do her eye makeup.

Those are not Barbie legs. Those are Bratz legs.

She looks like a tree with two trunks.