Trump would get hit by the shoe and go down like he was poleaxed. Much the way he did when there was a “gun scare” at one of his rallies (who would have thought?). For all of the negative feelings I had/have about GWB, the feint and defiant glare was pretty bad-assed in a way.  Though I’m guessing part of Bush’s glare…

His eyesight is probably terrible too, and he’s too loathsomely vain to wear glasses. Honestly I think a significant portion of the weird things he does that we attribute to him being stupid actually stem from him having failing eyesight and hearing and not doing anything about it.

Just had a 30 minutes dissertation on this, I don’t think he could even catch an unhanded thrown baseball. He crumpled during the 2016 campaign when somebody got near him.

No way Trump dodges a shoe. He doesn’t have the reflexes. Jabba the Hut has a better chance of dodging a shoe. Trump is a sitting duck for a Florsheim Facial.

Donald Trump could not outsmart a shoe, let alone dodge one.

Biff wouldn’t dodge the shoes, because he wouldn’t know it was there until ten minutes after it hit him. All that bronzer has rendered the nerves in his “face” non-existent.

Not to mention all of the “red flags” that people view as normal behavior. And it starts early, when boys become physically aggressive towards girls and both children are told it’s because he “likes” her. So when actual violence happens, many (men) people don’t want to self examine their behavior and resort to…

The obvious answer is to make obtaining gun licenses way more restrictive and requiring interviews and background investigation, similar to a security clearance.

Friendly reminder that you are under no obligation to be nice to any guys that can’t take a hint, even if they seem depressed or “need a friend.” Your peace and safety come first and fuck anyone who tries to make you feel bad for it.

But the media will focus on the salacious detail that Cruz buried his “liberal mother” with a MAGA hat, instead of this, actual insight into his motivation. I’ve seen only a few media outlets starting to make the intimate partner violence connection to mass shootings, but it’s always an afterthought. Le sigh.

When asked the question, Secretary Nielsen reached over to pull on something she borrowed from First Lady Ivanka Melania:

She should be in prison for crimes against humanity.

They Might Be Giants could have made it work at that length.

Rep. Cicilline: You do not know how many people have died in DHS custody?
DHS Sec. Nielsen: “I don’t have an exact figure”

“From Congress, I would ask for wall,” she said during the hearing. “We need wall.”

Accurate! The most positive way to read the song is that she’s taking charge of her own sexuality, but yeah, the guy’s first line should really be “well should I call you a cab? Because the roads are only gonna get worse.”

I once worked at a labor union-side law firm which misclassified all of its workers (except for one secretary) as independent contractors (associate attorneys, paralegals, law clerks, etc). They also got in trouble and sued for not paying said secretary overtime.

This is not a dig against Planned Parenthood as much as it is a dig against being an employee in America.

Ever since the NYT published that white supremacist rant a couple of weeks ago, I take all of their articles with a huge grain of salt, no matter how legit they seem.