As sad as I was to see Bowey go, Nick Jensen has been amazing since coming over, and with Michal Kempny injured, we need him more than ever.

In a sport where the majority of the players are not American, I don’t get the custom of the championship team going to the White House. I mean, if a team based in Canada won the Stanley Cup, I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t be visiting Justin Trudeau. Actually, I don’t get the whole visiting the White House thing even…

But not as much as I hate hearing his voice. It’s even more grating than Doc Emrick’s when he’s calling a game.

This is about as hard to imagine as it is him hugging any of his children, especially the youngest.

If Schneider was beaten by a goal from the moon, then Steve Mason was beaten by a goal from Mars back in the 2016 playoffs. He didn’t even see it until it was in the net. His first clue, I suppose, was the goal horn going off.

The only person I know who is upset is professional crank Don Cherry, who called them a “bunch of jerks.” He also called Capitals player Evgeny Kuznetsov a jerk for his bird celly, a celly Kuznetsov does because it makes his daughter happy.

The Caps looked pretty good at 5x5. It’s the penalty kill--or should I say Tampa’s power play--that was their downfall. And Vasilevskiy was just unreal.

This needs more stars.

Kraft donated money to an anti-trafficking group, but he visited a spa that engages in trafficking? Oh, the hypocrisy.

This sport is lousy with purity tests, but now only the fuddiest of duddies remain against hockey players visibly having a good time and entertaining their fans.

If that were the case, the Caps would have a much better power play percentage than 21.8 (which is nothing to sneeze at), although much of their troubles result from John Carlson not being able to get the puck to Ovi cleanly.

You don’t need meat to have a healthy diet.

Preferably because she can’t afford life-saving medicine due to the capitalist health care system we have in the U.S.

Except Wilson plays on the top line with Alex Ovechkin.

Rangers tickets are ridiculous.

Yeah, we all know that, but she was quoting language from the case that used language to imply the “baby” was six weeks old instead of six weeks gestation. It’s deliberately inflammatory language to make the woman look horrible for ending her pregnancy the guy wanted.

What does this woman do all day that she doesn’t have time to even make a quick snack for her husband and spawn? If she were a busy woman who actually did something, I’d get it, but she does fuck all. And I’m pretty sure that even though Michelle Obama was busy, she had time for her husband and daughters.

The whole one toe in the crease nullifying the goal hasn’t been a rule for years.

Chronologically, he is an adult. Emotionally and psychologically, he’s a toddler.

I’d think being married to him is tougher, but then Melania chose to marry him, and Ivanka didn’t choose to be his daughter.