Well, if there’s one thing Bryce Harper has in common with the Columbus Blue Jackets, it’s that neither has won a playoff series.

Though the worst first season of all time.

Did the Vegas Golden Knights in-game entertainment see this and get inspiration for their Medieval Times-ish pregame shows during the playoffs?

“I hope to be the Democratic nominee and have the support of the whole Democratic Party behind me.”

How about instead of worrying whether you’d want to grab a beer with a politician, you ask yourself which candidate you’d trust to watch your kids or your pet.

Now, now, you don’t want innocent hotel/convention center workers dying in a gas explosion do you? Best to wish for all of them to be struck with food poisoning that has them barfing their guts out for a few days. And may Sebastian Gorka be bitten by a Lone Star tick.

I have to wonder if they deliberately delayed assigning guardianship to another adult so she would have to carry the pregnancy. I don’t know if this is an indication of how fucked up I am or of how fucked up I think pro-birthers are.

He also could have traded him before the start of free agency if he couldn’t get a deal done by then. It sounds like Tavares strung them along before deciding, nope, not signing with you guys, I’m going to Toronto. So I can see why fans are pissed. Had he said earlier on, hey, it was great playing for you guys, but…

He was pretty salty watching the Caps pound the Golden Knights in game 4 of the Stanley Cup Final (where Max Scherzer and Ryan Zimmerman were fans of the game). Maybe he wanted to play for a team where he wouldn’t have his loyalties split like this.

Not a fan of either team, but my understanding was he kept saying he wanted to come back, wanted to come back, so the Isles management stood pat and didn’t do any crazy free-agent signings, and then he said, see ya, I’m playing for my childhood team, the Toronto Maple Leafs. He has a right to sign with whatever team…

If the guy likes fried chicken, fine, he can order his fried chicken. I just never associated it with romantic dinners, and that is my own opinion. Maybe something’s changed since the last time I ate it some 17 years ago. 

That assumes that the Caps can nab the Metro division from the Isles. Right now the Metro is tighter than me trying to cram my size 14 body into a size 10 dress.

Everyone kept talking about the Capitals’ “window” and how it was closing. They kept going all in, signing guys they thought would help them get to the promised land. And again and again they would get bounced in the second round. Then when it was thought their window was closed, they go and win the Cup. So I tend to…

My son is vaccinated and Autistic. 100% would vaccinate again.

I’d be all for that if they weren’t endangering others, such as babies too young for the vaccine or immunocompromised kids who can’t get the vaccine. Unvaccinated kids pose a danger to them.

In a state that elects/elected guys like George W. Bush, Greg Abbott, Louie Gohmert, and slime golem Ted Cruz, yeah, you kind of do.

That’s a lot to ask of a team that hasn’t even won a freaking playoff series.

Hell, there’s a chance they’ll have to get past Crosby, Malkin and Kessel in the first round (although, holy shit did Pittsburgh have a bad deadline).

My sister and her husband have a tradition of going out for pizza on Valentine’s Day. They’ve been married almost 25 years and have been doing it since they were dating.

It should be what he’s complaining about. If a restaurant is known for its fried chicken, as this place apparently is (and even when I ate meat, I never thought of fried chicken when it came to romantic dinners), then they’re going to ensure that they can get the food to the patrons quickly because while nobody likes…