I’m disappointed it wasn’t Holtby in net for the Caps Sunday (he was in Buffalo the day before); I consider matchups between them Battle of the Handsome Goaltenders.

Nah, they’ll lose to the Washington Capitals, and Keith Olbermann can get all salty about how the Caps again beat an expansion team.

The dividing line is the waist, right? It’s both, as he’s puking (stomach) and pooping (intestines). Or as Stephen King once described a similar illness, everything that isn’t nailed down is coming out both ends.

I admit I don’t drink much plant milk, but then I never drank much cow’s milk when I consumed dairy. Last time I checked, Silk had a pretty good chocolate milk. However, I mostly use it in cooking and baking when I do use it.

You maybe should have been weaned already?

What an asshole. He took up a server’s time so he could try to get a free pity steak? I hope he tipped his server well.

There’s a great cartoon put out by a vegan website that shows a couple surrounded by ads for meaty restaurants with one “Go vegan” sticker, and they say, “Vegans are so pushy.”

Don Cherry needs to drag his ass into the 21st century.

The residents of Washington, DC, would vehemently disagree with you.

Looks like DeAngelo yanked Okposo down to the ice. He wasn’t trying to mitigate the injury.

I would disagree. After Ian Cole laid a dirty hit on Evgeny Kuznetsov, Tom Wilson made him pay. If a player knows he may have to answer the bell, he may think twice about dishing blindside shots to the head.

Sean Avery was and is a dick. But he also spoke out in favor of marriage equality, so a stopped clock is right twice a day?

Let’s make an exception for a certain one-time Vezina, Stanley Cup-winning goaltender named Braden.  He’s pretty fucking cool.

Given that they’re high school students, I’m going to say they’ll be in college five years from now and will possibly be committing rape in their frat houses.

I’ve been vegan for almost 17 years and had little trouble finding dairy-free chocolate. Granted, a lot of conventional companies put milk or milkfat in their dark chocolate for some stupid reason (knock it off, Hershey’s, Lindt, and Godiva), but it is out there if you look for it. Usually it’s organic, high-end,…

It’s not just the shitty music, but the fact that he had a record, starting when he was a kid.

Nobody ever said the officiating was consistent. When there’s no clear consensus of what constitutes goaltender interference, we shouldn’t be surprised that there’s no consistency on what constitutes five-minute interference. This is especially true when Tim Peel is on the ice.

Cole blindsided Kuznetsov, not Wilson. Now, I admit Kuzy’s got an issue with stick penalties—he’s like Alex Semin 2.0 sometimes, and it drives me nuts—but no reasonable person would call him a dirty player. Wilson dealt out some retribution for that hit because that’s what he does: He makes you pay for hitting his…

I was at the game and thought that was weird. All of us were standing up going, okay, where’s the goal horn?

I regret that I have but one star to give this comment.