It’s hardly the first time I’ve seen a goal go in off the goaltender’s body. This might be one of the strangest ways I’ve seen it happen (popped up from behind the net and off the goalie’s back), but it’s hardly unique for a puck to go in off the goalie’s back.

Those were the Vancouver announcers, not the Washington announcers. (I’m a Caps fan; I know Joe Beninati’s and Craig Laughlin’s voices.)

The Canes apparently mix it up. After one win, some of the players lined up in bowling pin formation, and another threw his helmet at them like a bowling ball. They do all sorts of silly stuff after they win at home, but apparently it gets butts in seats, and that’s what matters.

And it only took them seven goalies this year to find the right one.

Yep. He rips off her top, but she is blamed for exposing her nipple. How dare she be a black female with boobs that have nipples! How dare she wear a funky piercing on said nipple that she probably didn’t mean for anyone to see. She is blackballed from ever performing at a Stupor Bowl halftime show again, and he gets…

What the fuck are you babbling about?

I haven’t watched football in years. And I’ve skipped the last two Stupor Bowls. It’s the only championship of the four major sports (NFL, NHL, NBA, MLB) where people watch more for the commercials than for the game. True, it’s also the only one where it’s one-and-done and the only one played at a venue planned years…

When you lie the way he does, it’s a whole lot easier than telling the truth, even about insignificant shit like this.

I don’t believe for a minute that he comes by that hue naturally, but if he did, that would be a sign of bad genes, not good genes, that he is that ridiculous orange color with white around his eyes.

I get that football playoffs, including the Stupor Bowl, is pretty much a one-and-done, unlike the hockey, basketball, and baseball playoffs, which are best of seven in their respective finals (and best of five/seven in the earlier series). SBs are also played at a neutral site planned years in advance, unlike the…

If Trump becoming president didn’t do it, then this shitshow of a sandwich won’t.

Not until they stop re-electing Mitch McConnell to office.

Here’s something all hockey fans can agree on:

Pierre gets handsy with some of the NHL players, especially if they wear Penguins uniforms. The guy has no boundaries and/or is an ingratiating asshole.

I was wondering if he had lockjaw or something.

Was that the one they lost to the Chicago Bears 46-10? When their jerseys were bright red and their helmet icon was a Revolutionary War soldier as football center ready to snap the ball?

I may have grown up in Florida and now live in Washington, DC, but even I know that when wind chills are hitting 50 below zero, telling people to just wear a coat is really insensitive. When meteorologists state that this weather is lethally cold, “wear a coat” just doesn’t cut it.

DC’s Metro system has its flaws, but at least it has escalators and elevators that are usually working (although small signs tell you NOT to bring your stroller on the escalator). I prefer to ride the bus unless I’m traveling a long distance, the buses are screwed up, or I’m in a hurry because they’re a lot cheaper. 

I don’t know why anyone would want to play in South Florida either. Sure, the weather is nicer, but hardly anyone goes to the games. I remember one time a few years ago that a pane of glass popped out, they replaced it with plywood, and were easily able to move the people who sat in that section. We’re going to a game…

She very obviously believes in close to none of what she is spouting.