Trump is a lot more Rob Ford to me. Stephen Harper is a robot devoid of all feelings, he doesn’t have nearly the same excruciating lack of verbal filter as Trump. And Mulroney... well, he’s been permanently blocked from my memory, so no comment on that one.

I honestly don’t know much about how modelling for magazines works, BUT, should one not EXPECT to have their pictures photoshopped in one way or another? Isn’t that pretty much par for the course? Whether they shrink your face, give you a thigh gap, delete your crow’s feet, add some cleavage, etc... did she not think…

I’m in Alberta myself. Toronto is a great city though, I’ve loved it every time I’ve gone for a visit.

Hey guys. It’s Canada, your sensible neighbor. We’re not sure what exactly you’re up to down there, but we’re starting to get concerned. This fun prank you’ve been pulling where you let a sentient garbage fire run for the leadership of your nation has gone just about far enough. We’d like you to stop now, you’re…

I feel like he has only one piece of advice, which is shouting at everyone to GET A PRE-NUP.

I feel this way as well about the domestic abuse I experienced. I don’t consider myself a “victim”, or a “survivor”. It’s just something that happened to the past version of vegbrarian. My whole marriage in general I’m quite disconnected from at this point, it’s almost like it’s a story I heard rather than something…

This is all I really want out of life. I would be content to spend the rest of my days dwelling in a cardboard box on a garbage barge, if only I could bang The Rock.

We literally did not have winter this year in Alberta. It was only below -20 for a grand total of 6 or so days, and it barely snowed at all. At the time it was extremely unnerving, I kept waiting for the shit to hit the fan and for an epic blizzard to arrive, but it never did.

He pulls his lips up from over his teeth, but the corners of his mouth don’t go up. His eyes don’t crinkle. He doesn’t smile. He never really smiles.

Any guy who thinks the bathroom is a good place to attack a woman can already go and hide in a stall and jump someone. Trans women are not a huge threat to cis women.

I’m just going to come out and say it...

None at all. Although sunburned nipples are no fun for any gender.

Why wouldn’t you want to date someone who sits on the couch all day, eating Cheetos and watching Spongebob?

My ex-husband was one of those stoners who was actually addicted to marijuana. He more than once stole money from me to buy drugs (and to buy Warhammer figurines, the fucknut). He also had a shitty abusive dad and a whole boatload of long-term mental health issues. So I’m not really sure where exactly to place the…

I’m pretty sure my colon cleanses itself.

I can’t remember the first time I smoked. I DO remember the time that I got the MOST high, and it’s actually one of my best (worst) stories.

A good point.

Completely understandable. My first dealer was a woman I worked with at Starbucks while I was in college. I wouldn’t have been comfortable going to a stranger at all.

I agree with this. My circle of lady friends is largely comprised of librarians and social workers, and most of them are casual smokers. I don’t see it differently than if I’m having a drink to wind down in the evening.

The type of thinking you described reminds me of my dad. He’s extremely black-and-white when it comes to what is right and wrong. If it’s illegal, it’s therefore also morally wrong. Mind you he also has bipolar disorder, so I don’t know if it has anything to do with that. Thank FSM he has my mom to help balance him…