That is even better!

Specifically, though, Kylie. Dr. Norman Rowe told Mashable, “Many come in saying they want her lips. She certainly has a huge implant on lip injections and the transformation is obvious and is remarkable on her social media.”

I need to fill this out!

I can’t believe his mommy has to help him with his homework and hire a tutor for him at age TWENTY-TWO.

These ladies were just the ones off the top of my head who I knew had done action-movie roles before (Wolverine, Arrow, Sin City,etc), though I can’t believe I forgot Rinko Kikuchi! But you’re right in that they are a bit thin for a muscular Makoto. Mind you finding a muscular woman of any ethnicity can be tricky in a…

And it’s not like there aren’t any talented Japanese actresses who could have filled this role. In regards to action movies, I think of the women from the two Wolverine movies, either Tao Okamoto or Rila Fukushima (also Katana in Arrow) could probably get the job done. Or for a bigger name they could have Devon Aoki,…

Nah, Bobby Flay doesn’t seem like he would be that cool or fun.

Pfffffttt....

And lips. Although I think that’s pretty easy to explain...

How much kash could a Kardashian kash if a Kardashian could kash kash?

Adequately satisfactory. :)

My favorite kind of weddings are the ones where I have to do absolutely nothing but show up, bring a card, eat the food, get drunk.

I didn’t go myself, but I heard there was a surprising number of people with 10-year-old children at my 10-year high school reunion. So I’d wager good money that there will be some grandparents by the time the 20th rolls around in a few years.

UGHHH nothing is worse than a baby shower. They are unredeemable.

Oh absolutely. I had no business marrying the person I did AT ALL. He had supported me through grad school and I felt obligated to say yes when he asked, even though his instability and aggression was already starting to show before we walked down the aisle.

Got married once. I will absolutely, without a shred of doubt, never, EVER, do it again.

You are definitely not alone. Old white bald guys all look the same to me... maybe this is because our political/academic/media are all saturated with them.

This is true for Canada too. Where I live daycare is about $10K-$12K a year. Tuition where I went to school at the University of Alberta is about $8K a year if you include books and whatnot. Which is why I guess I have degrees instead of kids? Breeding is getting less attractive all the time...

That is the best kind of revenge.

My kitty’s current favorite toy is a kinder surprise plastic egg-thing with a penny inside of it. It makes all kinds of heinous noise skittering over the floor in the middle of the night.