I shit you not, I messaged that out IMMEDIATELY to people i knew who had already seen the episode. None of them remembered it! I was blown away. That was far and away the moment of the episode for me. KNOTTY PINE, MOTHERFUCKER
I shit you not, I messaged that out IMMEDIATELY to people i knew who had already seen the episode. None of them remembered it! I was blown away. That was far and away the moment of the episode for me. KNOTTY PINE, MOTHERFUCKER
Oh, the feels you get from being different as a kiddo. Welcome, then, to the "too there" sisterhood. We secretly rule the world.
But there were some great lines:
I believe it was a "Panama"
I want someone to storm into one of their lunch meetings and throw out all the platters of food and then hand them cartons of milk and fruit.
The T stands for "to" but if you look at the letters chronologically in regards to a timeline and always think of the T as short for transformed into you'll never be confused.
For some reason, I'm distinctly flattered! I really love dogs.
Whew, glad I'm not the only one. I'm not fat, as much as extremely large framed/ athletic and muscular, so whenever little girls come up to me to try and fight me over some guy or whatever, I just pull myself up to my full size and look at them and go "do you really want to go there?" Works every time.
The bed was in the middle of the room, an easy seven feet from the nearest wall, but by the time we were done, I was still finding bits of rotten flesh pasted against the back wall.
Maybe you just hang out with swimmers? Cum smells like bleach...
This x1000. I also appreciate and enjoy the smell of my pussy, but damn if jizz doesn't get in there and get all kinds of rancid smelling. Within hours. There is a general rule in my house; if I JUST showered, and don't want to have shower again right away, it's cum-on-my-titties-city. I am just not about bringing…
Doesn't it, uh creep you out a little? My skin is crawling just thinking of my brother saying stuff like that to me..why not tell him to STFU?
Jesus fuck it is not about you dude. You can write all the rapturous prose about eating pussy you like, some of us are still going to lie there thinking "Ugh this is boring, ow his stubble scratches, did I lock the gate, is this supposed to be fun?"
Your brother has an ... interesting preoccupation with your genitals.
It is not in your mind, dead semen smells the WORST! My vagina and I are pretty close and I know how she smells, which isn't too offensive provided I (a) bathed and (b) wear breathable clothing. Spandex legging with non cotton undies will make her smell like death. But after unprotected sex with the boyfriend? O god,…
This kind of reminds me of the idea that a girl should swallow if you really loves the guy. Certainly there is a happy medium between shame and asking people to adore your odor?
Oh my God, I love the way I smell. I first realized it while working in a medical supplies factory "clean room" wearing one of these badboys:
I'm only 5"10 and I feel like that! I'm large set and have ginormous breasts too, so I constantly feel like I'm more "there" than I should be. It's pretty cool every once in a while when someone wants to fight you though :)
I'm 5'10 as well and have gained weight since HS. I feel like being tall and fat makes me about as conspicuous as the Michelin Man.
Finding maternity pants was horrid!
Bigger sizes get wider, not longer and it is THE WORST. Why is this large the same length as the extra small? Imma need retailers to get it together.