I was cut off for reasons I don't really get, I cope by alternating between confusion and acceptance. Actually, Number 3 made me feel a little paranoid, because it sounds like it could have been written by my ex-best friend. She used the same words: hurt, angry, betrayed, how I would normally be the person she would…

Number 3 made me feel a little paranoid, because it sounds like it could have been written by my ex-best friend. She used the same words: hurt, angry, betrayed, how I would normally be the person she would turn to when she feels this way but she can't get over it, etc. I got upset about being cut out of her life…

I purchased a very similar one 2 years ago, but it had a white band instead of a black one. I bought it for my John Hammond (from Jurassic Park) Halloween costume. True story.

What I see when guys wear a fedora is usually worse than Kid Rock. Never thought I would ever be able to legitimately use the phrase "worse than Kid Rock", but I present to you: Neckbeards and their fedoras!

Interesting, I know someone who calls vaginas "biscuits". This discussion has come full circle.

Not really as a kid, the large/muscular frame, big boobs and general feeling of being too "there" didn't come until I began my very delayed puberty around age 17. Until then, I was just an extremely tall, gangly girl- the only one in my grade who had to wear a boy's gym uniform during Phys Ed classes because teachers…

My dogs' paws also smell like Fritos and this has been confirmed by friends (yes, I made some friends smell my dogs' paws). I've always found that warm Frito smell very comforting.

My point is, your vagina sounds a lot like man's best friend.

Wow, you summed up what I have been feeling for most of my life as a large-framed tall person with big boobs but I could never articulate it exactly. Not feeling fat or awkward because I occupy more space, just feeling more "there". And the fighting part, ha. I've never been in a serious fight because listening to…

@CassieToiAlors Pretty sure they are sorting/folding clean laundry in that scene and Lamont is referring to the sweet smell of laundry detergent reminding him of women. Hollywood almost never has our backs.

Ooof. Mutter Museum Bottle Service...um, does not sound appealing. I can't help picturing bottles/jars of formaldehyde being poured into champagne glasses. With tiny, pickled organ garnishes.

Yes, I really do want to know! Love that museum.

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In my local Target, maternity is located right next to the Swimwear/Junior's sections, and plus size is adjacent to women's wear so....?

Same goes for tall employees, but I never thought of it as discrimination... More that they sell things for their average demographic.

YESSSS, so true. I was about to write the same thing about maternity clothes being awesome for tall people. The only off-the-rack maxi dresses I own that are long enough for me (5'11") were yoinked the from maternity sections of stores.

When I was 8 years old I really wanted to see Pet Sematary. My mother told me she would take me to see it if I first read the novel and then wrote a book report about it for her to review. Hell yes, I did it and I was allowed to go see the movie. I think that was a good, smart parenting move and it made me love books…

When I was 8 years old I really wanted to see Pet Sematary. My mother told me she would take me to see it if I first read the novel and then wrote a book report about it for her to review. Hell yes, I did it and I was allowed to go see the movie. I think that was a good parenting move. If your kid can read a novel and…

I live in Vegas and this used to bother me so much. Now I assume that everyone out at midnight with their toddlers has just flown in from a far away time zone and they can't sleep because their body clocks are telling them it is 10am.

Probably not the case 99% of the time but it preserves my sanity to think it's true.