SHE IS MY REP! 

I’m a longtime lurker and infrequent poster, hence firmly in the greys so I don’t know if anyone will see this. But, I feel like it will feel good for me to say.

Offer to buy. It's a nice gesture, no matter who offers, and coffee isn't going to set you back much. Politeness is everything on date one. Have a great time and report back!

The absolute worst that happens is you two don’t hit it off and you spend an awkward hour together, then wish each other well with no mention of speaking again.

Hello Jezebel friends.

I’m in the cast! I’m a Phantom, so all those audience participation lines I learned my first go-round in college (pretty much the only thing I learned in college back then) are going to come in handy. And I love our local theater group - they’re super friendly, and I’ve already become an Adopted Aunt to a couple of…

It looks like he blew a seal...

Lol, those idiots still think it’s a bear bribing that dog with deer bones to rummage through their garbage when it’s been me all along.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.. Sorry I’m rubbish at jokes!! I hope the week of nights goes quickly 

This will probably sound odd, but I failed to get a few things done that I had hoped to during the first week of the year, and... I didn’t berate the hell out of myself for it! (That has often been, in the past, my go-to reaction to anything like that, being a super-harsh self critic, and an anxious person by nature,…

Smocking Looser would be an awesome band name at the post-impeachment party.

I’m sure my mortgage company would LOVE to get that letter! Perhaps I can come to a loan officer’s home and re-shingle their roof? 

Will do! I’m so very thankful that things are going better for you.

I volunteer to check homeless hostels are being run correctly and that the residents are happy and comfortable. This week I visited one and I was so thankful for the homeless hostel that I was in, the room I had was a palace compared to the bleak room i saw. It wasn't the hostel that I visited this week fault, there's…

As if France could give a fuck about shitty American wine.

May I add that they always find a Lego under their bare feet? 

“Trump is shaking!!!”

Maybe Banks will grow up to marry Billion. And they'll both be anti-capitalists. 

No I saw it he karate chopped her arm and broke all of her arms and now she’s in critical condition thoughts and prayers

Wikipedia says he is divorced.  Maybe you got a shot!