I’m feeling a consensus growing on this thread about celebrating toilet times like you just won the Super Bowel. I will consider this.

Is it weird that almost every time I stand up anywhere, I throw my arms up and arch my back like a gymnast on a dismount and whisper, say, or yell (depending who’s in the room)“PERFECT 10!”? Getting off the couch, desk chair, a bar stool, out of the car, I guess with the exception of the toilet (that would be really…

Team Dylan

I honestly think Ronan Farrow was driven in part by the belief that these dominos would finally topple Allen, and I think they’ve been frustrated these last months that it hasn’t. And so here’s Dylan, stepping into that spotlight, to deliver the final blow.

“We singles live empty lives of quiet desperation...”

It took time to find it, but this dude pronounces it , I shit-u-not

Was thinking the same thing. I mean, I find my own kids pretty cute, but I’m going to print that picture out and hang it on their wall to give them something to strive for (and a complex).

I think a great set for that would have been to say “Anne Coulter, I am so impressed by your bravery to show your face at an event like this that I’m not even going to make fun of you” and then make fun of her for, like, 10 minutes straight and end with “I know I started by saying I wouldn’t make fun of you, but…

SHS being so good at that job is a bigger insult than her looks could ever be.

Sometimes you have to give the devil her due. For all his faults and complicity, Spicey never looked remotely comfortable having to be this administration’s Goebbels. But Huckabee is a natural, because she’s a stone cold sociopath.

I don’t worry about Sanders’ self-esteem. What I worry about is the message it sends to others, particularly young girls: “everyone knows that being fat is a worse crime than defending a racist”. Meaning if you are a nice girl who happens to be fat the message is you should be ashamed of yourself, because the person…

This reminds me of that roast of Ann Coulter where so many just resorted to “lol horse face ugly lady” instead of poking at any of the incredibly low-hanging fruit that Ann Coulter offers.

Catalina has been doing great! We went for some checkups last week and all things considered she’s meeting milestones in acceptable times. We confirmed she has perfectly normal hearing, which is awesome, and now I know she just likes to ignore us!

Sure, perhaps they should have known better. Perhaps it was naive for any of these women to go into Weinstein’s hotel room expecting to be treated professionally and respectfully there. But then what? Just give up, leave their careers, and go home? Part of the problem is what Weinstein did to those women in his hotel…

Expect to be coddled. Yep, screw off with that bullshit.

Those journalists who put this out there need to relieve themselves of their jobs.

It’s the worst kind of yellow journalism.

But Steele said that only 70-90% of the dossier was accurate, so there’s a wee chance that it’s not.

Urine for a rude awakening if you don’t think it’s true

this can’t pissibly be real!